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An email from Jeffrey Epstein which reads "what is your status with rutgers. ? not that i give a shit".

An email from Jeffrey Epstein which reads "what is your status with rutgers. ? not that i give a shit".

New Jersey dads emailing their kids during college app season

03.02.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She was at the Cuntona 500 on February 18th 2001, and drove the mother car into the outside wall on the final lap causing a fatal 3 car serve.

11.01.2026 23:12 👍 394 🔁 64 💬 6 📌 2
Ally cashier's check. Delivered. Received by: Yid.

Ally cashier's check. Delivered. Received by: Yid.

hang on a minute....

17.01.2026 06:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

give Greenland a nuke I'm NOT kidding

15.01.2026 19:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everybody put "not saying 'like' when you mean 'as though' or 'such as'" in your 2026 resolutions right now

14.01.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is a paragraph from Salka Valka

14.01.2026 08:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of the Wiktionary page for the Hungarian word "testvér", meaning "sibling". The highlighted etymology shows the word was back-formed from the phrase "egy test és vér", meaning "of one body and blood".

A screenshot of the Wiktionary page for the Hungarian word "testvér", meaning "sibling". The highlighted etymology shows the word was back-formed from the phrase "egy test és vér", meaning "of one body and blood".

don't piss me off....

14.01.2026 07:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In His World
In His World YouTube video by Emmylou Harris - Topic

youtu.be/V2dMDBPLDAU

26.08.2025 05:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

looking for the bouba to my kiki

23.08.2025 03:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it airs after "Italian Hour" and "Portland Jewish Hour" on Sunday mornings!

22.08.2025 06:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
KBOO Persian Hour Art and Music Show

KBOO Persian Hour Art and Music Show

I was driving to the beach the other day and tuned to a random radio station that happened to be 100% in Persian which is how I learned about this

22.08.2025 06:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's not always out of the question :/

06.08.2025 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and the back tbh

04.08.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wfh? your job is home now!

04.08.2025 15:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

suffering very badly from symphony withdrawal

03.08.2025 21:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a tweet describing a frame from a Bon Appétit YouTube video. The tweet reads, "Dorie Greenspan and Post Malone have stopped by to witness Claire's first successful Pringle."

A screenshot of a tweet describing a frame from a Bon Appétit YouTube video. The tweet reads, "Dorie Greenspan and Post Malone have stopped by to witness Claire's first successful Pringle."

uncry twombmee who can recall his past tweets

03.08.2025 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the Dorie Greenspan teaaaa

03.08.2025 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my clumsy ass going caseless every few days to keep my phone humble and scared

03.08.2025 16:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these devices don't fear us anymore

03.08.2025 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you can't talk like that, white baby

03.08.2025 06:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a Tweet reading, "Having local oomfs be fun some nights".

Screenshot of a Tweet reading, "Having local oomfs be fun some nights".

the aave sneak made this so much harder to understand... I read it as "prevailing upon local oomfs to be fun some nights" and then wondered what the rest of the sentence was supposed to be

03.08.2025 06:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A clear plastic storage container labeled "Human battery, anodes and cathodes."

A clear plastic storage container labeled "Human battery, anodes and cathodes."

30.07.2025 08:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do!!

30.07.2025 08:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"in 2025 we will have flying cars" 😂😂😂

05.07.2025 16:17 👍 399 🔁 91 💬 8 📌 35

I'm kinda charmed by the fact that upwards of several hundred people have the same paranoid delusion that dark forces in the world are using mind control weapons to alter their memories of classic Disney films

30.06.2025 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

yes!

30.06.2025 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is one of several theories for why the phenomenon occurs, along with multiple universes/timelines/realities and of course globalist government mind control experiments

30.06.2025 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When Nietzsche talked about the abyss looking backing at you this is what he meant

29.06.2025 15:07 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

tell them what's why you experience the Mandela effect

30.06.2025 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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