jeff bezos fart fanfiction

if any of u dont know what im referencing with that last sentence then good youre better off

hmmmm i should probably make a pinned skeet but also cloudflare is back up so i dont fucking care enough to do that right now. thank god for elon musk (and his shitpost memes) (x is the home for free speech)

so ill probably not really be around until the ban takes effect. i do miss having public social media though so who knows maybe ill come to like it here but i dont plan on moving full-time just yet. despite xitter being a n4zi cesspool it still has an irreplaceable charm from the other users

anyway im gonna try to be on here more often starting soon cause theyre requiring ID for social media in australia but bluesky is allegedly not going to be affected? im in the US but ive got an australian oomfie i dont wanna lose contact with <3 hi ciel

oh my fucking god it was actually 6 months

cloudflare broke hi everyone

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Kazem. Kazem is 25 years old and is helping his whole family. Before the war his father ran a clothing company it and their home have been destroyed. He is helping his brothers Ahmed and Abdul and his sisters Khwala and Sarah (who is only 10)

Bandanas!

If you have to sell your labor for a living, you are working class. You can be a class traitor like cops, you can earn a lot more than other laborers, but if your livelihood depends on selling your labor & said livelihood doesn’t come from the exploitation of others’ labor, you’re working class.

Help Mohammed's family to survive in Gaza Mohammad Nashwan: The Story of a Father Who Dreams of Rebuilding His Life for His Children

Mohammed gets deleted all the time but he has a lot of kids and needs help chuffed.org/project/help...

Going offline for 25 hours

Be good to each to each other

Keep talking about Palestine, Sudan, Congo, Tigray and Haiti

I need non-USAmericans to start loudly going “wow you’re from the U.S.? I love grand theft auto” or “wow is it like Glee?” “Oh I know a lot about the U.S. from all of the times I watched Days Of Our Lives. You guys have a lot of twins”

It’s my birthday 🎂, today Im officially 24 I really don’t know when I got bigger and this is the second year under gencide, my only wish this gencide end, if there is anyone need to send my any gift this is my gofund for my family donate to help us ♥️

gofund.me/a625d5ba

[guy who is most certainly not going to use bluesky for another 6 months voice]: wow i really oughta hop back on bluesky

this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this

ill care when you stop using ai slop

gofund.me/6930e2d7

homer simpson jacking off