Kayla Hart

To be fair If you ask me who the members of Gorillaz and Dethklok are Im going with the more fun answer.

I was told the Rachel Weisz Vladimir show was really good middle aged horny woman fun.

Feh.

Mrs. Fletcher was way better.

Ben Shapiro 150% eyebrows and doing hte pigeon

For every ten likes i will make Ben Shapiro's eyebrows bigger and/or do something else with them

130% Ben Shapiro brows and the brows are taking over the rest of his hairline and face

For every ten likes i will make Ben Shapiro's eyebrows bigger and/or do something else with them

Ben Shapiro Brows 120% and Over the Hedge squirrel

For every ten likes i will make Ben Shapiro's eyebrows bigger and/or do something else with them

it should be illegal to use popular songs in pharma jingles, and punishable by death if they also change the words

Ben Shapiro brows 110% with Homer emerging

For every ten likes i will make Ben Shapiro's eyebrows bigger and/or do something else with them

i was talking to the men.

mailmen.

Ben Shapiro with the big fuckin eyebrows

For every ten likes i will make Ben Shapiro's eyebrows bigger and/or do something else silly with them

you're underwater and you deliver the mail

are you a mermailman or a mailmerman

Mission very complete, pretty much! (respect - ) in the GTA font

"Who is this?"
"Collective Soul'
"Is this Christian rock?"
"NO!"
"It sounds like Christian rock"
"IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN ROCK"
"It says here they got their name from The Fountainhead"
"STOP RUINING COLLECTIVE SOUL"

We're gonna find out ChatGPT "great idea, you got this"'d Trump into war with Iran

Gay Lea Butter

"Why are you taking a picture of the butter? Gay butt, it's Gay butt. Nevermind, I shouldn't have asked"

When this happens the only way to get through is the first Marina album on repeat

Oh hey there nostalgia for past trauma you're late this year

Pokopia is going to ruin my life

Rhino butt birth Jim Carrey

This is how Jesus should return

Its only been a couple days but, its like, Downfall vibes, right?

Theyll use a screenshot from Rocky III to minimize the damage to the names before and after

I would vote yes, by the way. Because

A) Gremlins 2
B) Muppets From Space
C) Who they slot him between is potentially funnier than listening to chuds complain

Theres a group of people somewhere that has to discuss if Hulk Hogan should go in the Oscars memorial segment

I keep having nightmares about the bowtie kid from the Shriners commercials

So is Israel still in Eurovision just asking

Sometimes you go to a funeral and they have catered Tim Hortons and you win a TV from rolling up the rim on the cup and you keep that shit to yourself incase the widow calls dibs

The more I learn about Nvidia the angrier I get about how it's gonna survive the AI bubble pop

Lauren Boebert is gonna have to give a stand job #SOTU

I was surprised to learn today that the plot summary on wikipedia does not mince words and straight up says Lewis rapes Betty.

I think U2 should put their new album on our phone again, as a bit.

Thanks @criterion.bsky.social but where's my fucking Klaus blu-ray