Walk into the woods and never stop

The new Ilona Andrews is so fun and I can’t wait for everyone to read it so we can yell together.

I’ve had the drugstore DIY ones and they just make me drool.

I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.

I wholeheartedly believe nobody in power in the federal government right now has ever gotten excited about a cool bird or a new piece of fiction and those both make me sad.

The worst part of last week’s pre-colonoscopy prep diet: no nuts, no unpeeled apples, no oranges. Not the worst part: The Cleaning. The best part: the post-procedure diner breakfast.

For the last year I’ve been grinding my teeth so much at one point I went to urgent care convinced I had an ear infection. Nope, just massive amounts of ambient stress!

The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

The quickest way to bond with my dad is the Olyphant Cinematic Universe.

20 years ago a friend ate one without realizing it was laced and showed up at my apartment saying she had heatstroke. It was 63F outside. The friend whose brownie she ate showed up later and roasted her for *digging around friend 2’s freezer for a snack and not wondering why the brownie was wrapped*

i think that Bowie's (stuffed, by all accounts) crotch situation IS kind of the point of LABYRINTH - we're basically trapped in Sarah's sexual anxiety dream (we even see her pinup photos of Bowie in her room before it starts), so Bowie's bulge functions like the Wolf's swingin dick in INTO THE WOODS

Comrade Public Library 🫡

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

#BREAKING: Israel just bombed right next to the ancient temple of Baalbek, a UNESCO listed site in Lebanon’s Bekaa valley

When ISIS bombed Roman temples in Palmyra, Syria, the west launched an international coalition that send them fleeing to the ends of the Earth

The Tech Asshole Fleece in full effect

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

I have truly made converting people away from TurboTax and onto FreeTaxUSA like a key goal in life. it is ENRAGING that we are forced to live like this because of one company lobbying to forcibly monetize something that other people’s governments just do for them

We showed them Army of Me

I need recommendations for more weird 90s videos for the youth

Making my children stay up late so I can make them watch classic music videos (smells like teen spirit, sabotage, running up that hill)

He's right, you know.

More than one person pitched it to me as “lesbians solving a murder with a greyhound”

I drank 99 Bananas once and it was out of a bottle stored in someone’s car trunk outside of a concert when I was underage, which is exactly how it should be drank. Once you’re old enough to buy liquor you can buy something better.

After that I took my meds and asked a friend to go to Homegoods with me. Two hours of touching stuff in Homegoods helped (as did the meds).

I told my husband that everything I was feeling today was “angry at being spoken to” and “angry at plans made or unmade” and he referred to it as “brain full of knives”, so I’ll be using that phrase a lot.

The youth need to learn the hard wya like we did: Midori, Aftershock, 99 Bananas

Seattle called it Spodie, and if it’s done right the liquor should taste like fruit and the fruit should taste like god turning their back on you.

My school district is being forced to lay off several educators and a librarian because of a $500,000 budget gap, or roughly the amount spent on the war while I was typing this post.

I spent seven hours at ECCC and am yet again asking people to not stop dead in the middle of an aisle to check their phone. Just take like two steps to the side, please.

"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

Quite the headline from People.com

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We have mergansers who overnight in the pond next door and we just call them “the fancy ducks”. They sound so weird.