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Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar

@cenobyte.ca

Canadian elbows-up philobiblian, structural grammarist, writer, freelance editor, fibre artist, musician, in the most beautiful valley in Canada. She/her usually; will use any pronoun. BS expert, politico, insouciant, indomitable, indefatigable since 1887.

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Latest posts by Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar @cenobyte.ca

Hey charities.

I am NEVER going to donate to any of you who use fucking AI cold calling. I just got off the phone with a very convincing AI agent.

Want money from me? Employ the people you claim to be helping.

02.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bird perches on a concrete traffic boulevard beside cracked asphalt under a misty and fiery orange sky.

A bird perches on a concrete traffic boulevard beside cracked asphalt under a misty and fiery orange sky.

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30.01.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hells no.

I loathe the Android interface so much more.

30.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another feature is that the camera comes on randomly.

30.01.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like.
Part of the reason I’ve been a rabid Apple fan since *checks watch* 1984 is because they’ve always had, in my opinion, superior innards, superior performance, superior longevity, and WAY BETTER DESIGN.

It’s like Apple hired all the design rejects from Google and told them to make it worse.

26.01.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FFS.
The other new β€œfeature” in the β€œupgraded” OS is that every second time you pick up your phone or try to turn it off or on the camera comes on instead. Yes, this is a setting. Yes, I changed it. It should be fucking off by default.

26.01.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s SO BAD. Especially if you have any visual disability at all. I have astigmatism and liquid glass is the absolute shits.

I also prefer a clean dock; I don’t keep anything there that isn’t open. I had all my apps arranged by type of use, could find them in seconds. Now I’m searching and grumpy.

26.01.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WOW has Apple enshittified itself lately. Not only do I loathe the stupid β€œLiquid Glass” display β€œfeature” with the burning rage of a thousand angry suns, THEY GOT RID OF LAUNCHPAD and went to a Windows-like app browser and I fucking hate it.

YOU DON’T NEED TO CHANGE A GOOD DESIGN.

21.01.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t blame them. Their leader is a despot.

10.01.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CanadLiam’sβ€½

JESUS CHRIST AUTOCARROT

10.01.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If only they had a Nobel prize for petty and indignant whining.

10.01.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. CanadLiam’s do not have the”right to bear arms”. It has something to do with the US being born of rebellion and Canada being officially born by growing up.

10.01.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s factually correct.

Firearms, explosives, gas, bombs all kill people faster than rocks. There have been studies.

03.01.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no real animus toward any inanimate object until it’s used to cause harm. I’ve enjoyed shooting, as a farm kid have had to shoot at predators and varmints (nothing like an excited badger in the henhouse).

And you have nailed the issue exactly.

We don’t need MORE deadly tools.

30.12.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep.

We have some turkey vultures who live in our area in south SK. I have seen them into the winter; this year’s winter has been incredibly mild, but folks have said some do stick around.

30.12.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough.

I’m beginning to wonder if other countries just don’t want them. The moneyed classes fleeing before/during the collapse of an empire is always weird.

30.12.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If also like to request an end to our freedom to turn right from the driving lane.

30.12.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea of the girth.

30.12.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow.

30.12.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep.

30.12.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They sure are.

30.12.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.

30.12.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not how it works though.

Development on crown land, leased or not.

30.12.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I made it very well.

Just because some folks assumed something I hadn’t said doesn’t mean the point wasn’t made well.

30.12.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nowhere in the Constitution does it say people have the right to own ammunition I say ban all the bullets end of story………

29.12.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not lately, thank glob.

29.12.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Absolutely it is.

29.12.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure do.

29.12.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. It is.

We need to be able to say β€œyes. Guns and hammers are both tools. And you can kill with a hammer and with a gun but guns make killing easier because it’s what they were invented for.”

Why would we not want to regulate this killing tool?

29.12.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0