Kevin Gausman will be the #BlueJays’ Opening Day starter.
Gausman deserves this in every way, both on and off the field. In the final year of his five-year deal in Toronto, he’s been one of the best signings in club history and a model teammate.
Conservatives, who say government should be run like a business, never listen to said businesses when it comes to building a pipeline through Canada
O&G corporations keep saying they won't finance it because the numbers don't work
& the cons keep pushing the government to pay for it
#cdnpoli #ableg
I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.
Photo of a slime mold fruiting wrapped around a twig. The slime mold looks like a cluster of tiny grey-blue grapes.
Slime mold on a stick. Diderma species.
Slime mold is about 1.5cm high. NWT, Canada. #slimemold #fungifriends
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Just like Mike Harris in the 90's Doug Ford's game is to pretend to be 'for the people' when he's really nothing but a poorly educated born rich elitist ahole corruptly abusing the Premiership in favour of big $$ donors to fck working people over to then waltz off to a cushy corporate board seat.
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Canadians are currently living above a
🔥Burning🔥 Meth Lab
Pani Natalia, 70 evacuated her husband in a wheelchair from the killzone.
They walked 13km (!) until they got to the Ukrainian defenders on the outskirts of Kostiantynivka.
"We've been together for 51yrs. I will never leave him".
Impossible to watch this w/o tears.
Video by Vadym Heiko.
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
So to review: Oil > $100 a barrel, ~30% increase at pump. Mortgages >6%. We replaced one Supreme Leader with his more hardline son, whose whole family we killed. We murdered ~160 girls. Everybody in world but Bibi is pissed at us. Spent more in 1 week on war than USAID costed for 6 months.
A bold and right move from the European Commission:
‼️The European Commission will suspend a €2 million grant awarded to Venice's Biennale art exhibition if Russia participates in this year's edition, the EC spokesperson Thomas Regnier said.
The funniest own goal I've seen in a long time. I needed this.
"When we got the message today, we screamed in the car - we screamed so loudly that we couldn’t feel our legs!"
628 days - and the family finally got their Defender back home.
Ukrainian Warrior Vitalii Dyban was captured by Russian forces during the battles for Krynky, Kherson region.
📹: TSN
Donald has killed a geriatric mass murdering fundamentalist & replaced him with a younger and more extreme version, all while saving the Russian war machine by spiking the oil price.
Nice not to be the only master strategist.
I don’t even know how to describe this. Honorable generals followed by kegsbreath, couchfukker, and trumpus
Okay, who sent us this photo titled “The Devolution of Man”??
This is why we don’t intermingle with you outside species, the risks are too great
Oh my god
Have you noticed that MAGA is basically saying “ I don't care what the Epstein Files say.
I would rather have a pedophile rapist grifting the country than admit I was ever wrong."
Four fruit bars hanging from a eucalyptus tree
This is a fruit bat appreciation account now gn everyone 👋🏻
This is something you'd see from Russian media
Wondering if the media would've chosen "honored" as the verb if Obama had saluted fallen soldiers in a fucking baseball cap
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Russian athletes march behind their nation's flag at the 2026 Winter Paralympics opening ceremony.They were booed
I consider their presence at the competition a disgrace to the organizers
The Paralympic Committee allowed Russian athletes to compete under their own flag for the first time since 2014
Russia and China are helping Iran carry out precise strikes on U.S. and Israeli air defense systems and radars. Without them, Iran - having no satellites of its own - would never have been able to conduct such accurate strikes.
At times like these it always helps to read some William Butler Yeats
OTD in 2024 Sweden was forced into NATO by the aggressive alliance. Stockholm looks wrecked compared to Mariupol's peaceful & voluntary joining of Russia.
I remain a master strategist.
Like clockwork.
You get it? White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt criticized past US weapons transfers to Ukraine, saying the previous administration “gave away much of our best weapons for free.” Later she added the US still has more than enough weapons to address Iran. #Iran
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Karoline Leavitt continues to spew lie after lie after lie because the truth can eventually be used against her in a court of law and there is absolutely no negative consequences nor incentive for this pathological emotionally empty rotting carcass to do otherwise.
Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump:
"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."
We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.
