christopher, post-rock dog dad

The words I have for this aren’t nice

bam adebayo is maybe one of the last people i would have guessed would score 83 in a game

i fucking love this for him.

Even worse, in some parts of the east coast it's Mare-ee-o Mare-ee-o and Luigi Mare-ee-o

me in 2001 after a player leaves my team in free agency: traitorous scum! you've earned an enemy for life

me in 2026: go thrive king!!! thank you for all you did, I'll keep cheering for you

this is a fucking ocean of money that could be used for a mammoth wave of public good and instead this m'fer is preparing to run for president on tax cuts like a fuckin' republican

as someone trying to corral (ill-advised) AI rollouts in the company I work for:

all true. like any other tool, at best LLMs are a force multiplier, but they're not going to make a master of a neophyte. and it's not close.

("at best" is creaking and groaning from the weight it's bearing)

I don’t feel good about feeling good about buying an electric car 6 months ago

very sad for your sleep schedule, very happy for the "almost"

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

please, the ability to turn off individual users' reposts MUST be next on the list of new bsky features

it's beyond time

there should be a whole lot of hungry, empty jail cells for the people in this administration

but hegseth's should be under the jail, along with a woman explicitly paid to make fun of him 24/7

grocery store we went to had the b1g1 but were out of toasties so we got smoked cheddar and smoked gouda

hoping we’re not let down

i just spent a lot of money on rugs, but also the main reason i got them is so our very hard floors aren't so tough on my dog's hips, so i think karmically this is ok

in case anyone was wondering, slay the spire 2 is incredible.

he

is

so

HANDSOME

replacing kristi noem with markwayne mullin is like replacing kristi noem with markwayne mullin

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

slay the spire 2's early access release is causing payment issues on steam, and while this is frustrating to me in this moment, it makes me very happy for mega crit who deserve success and apparently, they're getting it

This is good. Getting off the salary with none coming back, and upgrading a 5 to a 2, all pretty solid.

I will miss DJ. He made one of the greatest and most memorable catches in franchise history (game-winner vs. Packers in playoffs, 'nuff said). May he never buy a drink in Chicago again.

i thought about making a bunch of posts about platner and ryan grim's white-knighting but decided it isn't close to worth the trouble and i will instead enjoy this honey mustard snack mix while the edible kicks in

i am correct

anyone who rises to a level of "fame" where they feel compelled to be verified on any social media platform should immediately have to take a test to keep their account

the test is not pass/fail, it's only fail.

Sabrina Carpenter licking her lips

Me every morning making the same coffee I always make

the thing i'm truly grappling with: this is what many grownups are, and they're allowed power to an extent rarely seen before

the best-case scenario for ai i've seen is what you're describing, and copilot being outrageously good for people who have to do powerpoints all the time

most other cases are somewhere between "it's ok" and "it's dogwater"

i'm only remarking on efficacy; it sucks for other, more important reasons

I strongly considered this but ended up going with a Mustang Mach-E; Ford did an incredible job making a car first and doing EV/tech second

Ioniq 5 is really nice though, was very impressed

"we've actually been at war for 47 years and you didn't notice because of whiskey friday" with tony whatshisname

My wife would have a second job if I hadn't tripped into a crazy-good tech job

if you only write in lower case, the basilisk can't see you

Screenshot of a post by Pod Save America, stating that "Graham Platner wants the Democratic party to become the party of working people again" as if he's the only candidate in the world stating this

this guy has grift stink all over him and these numbskulls are trotting him out as if asking the dems to be the working people's party again is some novel, new technology that no one else has ever thought of before

fuck this guy and fuck crooked media