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The Pintail of Perdition, the Mallard of Mischief. Middle-aged liberal in KY. Owned by one wife, two dogs and two cats. Practitioner of 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯. He/him/his. How the duck is everyone? πŸ¦† No DMs without asking first, please.

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Like getting pregnant in the United States?

13.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 5579 πŸ” 1031 πŸ’¬ 615 πŸ“Œ 116
State Media and Independent Media β€œThe sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better.” This was...

Frankly, I think the whole television/streaming media thing won't matter for long, because soon none of us will be able to afford the electricity needed to watch television.

13.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK YOU, PETE FUCKING FUCK HEGSETH.

13.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't have a bicycle or other non-automotive means of transportation, I strongly advise buying one now. We're about to see gas prices that will make the late 70s look fucking quaint.

On a similar note, I wonder if people will be allowed to work from home again, or if we're all just fired?

13.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Expose Trump for his raping of children. Quit FKN around with this guy. He’s killing as many people he can before he is ultimately gone.

There is no need or reason to keep him in the position of president. It’s ridiculous!

12.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3273 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 40
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Oil Futures Bleak! But we'll all have sexy legs from biking?

God damn you, Donald Trump.

13.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We *want* him punished. We *need* him stopped. I don't care about how he is punished. (Mortality will catch up with him, and history will not forget him.) We need to STOP him, to prevent however much more suffering and death he will bring about if unchecked.

13.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I put a relative in the ground today. All I could think about while looking at the casket was all the people crying and in pain.
Then I see the US President post how "honored" he is to be killing Iranians. Iranian children.
I have lost a child so I understand that pain.
Hell is too good for them.

13.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 9157 πŸ” 1342 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 35

I'm pretty sure everyone on this regime is getting some kind of sexual gratification from the death and suffering of innocents. Probably the only way Whiskey Pete can get over whiskey *dick*. And it's well-known that it's the only way trump can get it up. Hell is too good for both of them.

13.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

βœ‹ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarterβ€”even the declaration of no quarterβ€”is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

13.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 16111 πŸ” 6926 πŸ’¬ 645 πŸ“Œ 617

People will now be driving to work entirely to pay for the money to drive to work.

🎢 You load 16 tons, what do you get 🎢

09.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2531 πŸ” 397 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 17
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The irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is here His name is Donald J. Trump.

"The fantasy monster that president after president has conjured up is real, and he is squatting orangely over his phone in the bathroom at Mar-A-Lago."

09.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I demand UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER of the Epstein Filesβ€”and then your title of "President of the United States," and your liberty to walk freely in public.

That would be GREAT & ACCEPTABLE.

08.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 8659 πŸ” 2250 πŸ’¬ 397 πŸ“Œ 102
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A remarkably EVIL coalition.

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3568 πŸ” 1494 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 153
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Friday Friends #12
@genxer-71.bsky.social
@trixie57.bsky.social
@gmoyer17.bsky.social
@57kev.bsky.social
@tallgirl7.bsky.social
@kendrablm.bsky.social
@paccali68.bsky.social
@bluedotaz.bsky.social
@jenwood.bsky.social
@jodyalford.bsky.social
@jackiefromtexas.bsky.social

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason we have β€œstupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 22683 πŸ” 5569 πŸ’¬ 606 πŸ“Œ 172
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 14470 πŸ” 4847 πŸ’¬ 2042 πŸ“Œ 702

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but breaking the arm of a Marine veteran who protested a congressional bullshit get-together isn’t the flex they think it is.

05.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's shameful is: Speaker Johnson is not loyal to the constitution of the United States. He should be investigated for falsely swearing his oath of office

04.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 15819 πŸ” 4033 πŸ’¬ 1360 πŸ“Œ 289

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 23851 πŸ” 9407 πŸ’¬ 1246 πŸ“Œ 613

WAR CRIMES DON'T HIDE SEX CRIMES!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

04.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 6501 πŸ” 1644 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 59

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

02.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 11018 πŸ” 3154 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 106
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Eisenhower

02.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 15668 πŸ” 5870 πŸ’¬ 373 πŸ“Œ 340
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The wisest among us have always recognized religion as nothing more than the ability to control the masses from the time of the cave. It is evil presented as the most desirable good making it acceptable to those without the will or acumen to understand.

01.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 14
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Sorry, but you’re not going to gaslight me into thinking that starting a war is ending a war

01.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

For him, that's a feature, not a bug.

01.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

01.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 12167 πŸ” 2564 πŸ’¬ 345 πŸ“Œ 134
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πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

01.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 11883 πŸ” 3185 πŸ’¬ 430 πŸ“Œ 134

To be fair, the word means something different to her in a dark theatre.

27.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 5028 πŸ” 950 πŸ’¬ 581 πŸ“Œ 94