Gooder Thinker

My last question of the day: What’s something you’ve been trying to let go of?

“My father has started a war. I trust my father. This must be important. I shall join the military and serve our country to the best of my ability”

Barton Trump. 🤪
The one living in a
parallel dimension.

#SendBarron

They want to start World War III in the Middle East, so Jesus will come back? I have bad news for Donald Trump and his cohorts. Jesus has already fully reviewed the Epstein files.

89% of Americans want the Epstein files released.

Stop the Epstein war, prosecute the Epstein oligarchs.

They want to start World War III in the Middle East, so Jesus will come back? I have bad news for Donald Trump and his cohorts. Jesus has already fully reviewed the Epstein files.

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

“What?… what?… what?… what?… what?”
Jesus the other night.

Because I watched that dumb MELANIA movie and intermittently shouting “JESUS CHRIST” out of sheer boredom.

They want to start World War III in the Middle East, so Jesus will come back? I have bad news for Donald Trump and his cohorts. Jesus has already fully reviewed the Epstein files.

I would go with the “all of the above“ option.

Making homemade pizza to warm my apartment up. But do I want tomato and pepperoni or alfredo chicken and veggies? 🤔🤔🤔

That’s cute. Thanks.

“Pssst! Buddy, come over here and open the door. We have spring fever.”

I knew it!

What was I doing April 18th of 1988? Oh yea. I remember now.

Not only are the fools trying to predict the return of Jesus, they are trying to force him to return on their time schedule. These dummies think they’re calling Uber.

SMH at #dumfux

ARMAGEDDON?

They are doing this to trigger the Armageddon? Somebody talked Trump into doing this shit because they think they can get Jesus to come back? Didn’t they try the bullshit when Bush was president? Papa Bush? And then Baby Bush?

"No one could have foreseen that Iran might mine the Persian Gulf" except probably every fucking sentient being in the middle east.

They are bombing Beirut today? Oh my! They were bombing it yesterday too? Oops. Maybe I need to pay closer attention to this shit.

Rihanna was shot at? I’m glad no one was hit. That would’ve definitely been a heartbreaker.

Dear trolls,

What is your strategy? Do you just seek men with testosterone and accomplishments and have word exchanges with them?

Do you need a hug?

If we had abandoned Israel completely, their neighbors would’ve been more than happy to completely annihilate them.

If they ever got to the desperate point of complete annihilation, I am sure Israel would use their nukes.

Dear young bucks,

Just because I haven’t had a fistfight since before the Clinton administration doesn’t mean I can’t kick your scrawny ass.

Signed,
Delusional old man. 🤪

What do you need to say to a masked agent with two black eyes?

Don’t bother. I’ve already spoken to him twice.

#snarkin 🤪

I’m a straight white male and it deeply affects me that my country is going to war for no good reason.

Apparently, they’ve shut down the Strait of Hormuz. Trump says that the oil tankers should just go through there anyway. He says, “show some guts”.

He wants an oil tanker to be sunk so he can escalate immediately.

Sociopaths They
are not like us.
Just sayin. 😎

Here’s my idea for voter suppression strategy. Rather than making people show an ID, just make them show their high school diploma.

Democrats rule! 🤪

I am at the age where if the phone rings and the caller ID tells me it’s somebody I haven’t heard from in a while, the first thing I think is that they’re gonna tell me that somebody else I haven’t heard from in a while has died.

Being old is not for
the feint of heart. 😎

“I voted for Democrats and look where we are. I am not voting for them again”.

People who talk like this quite simply might be just too damn stupid to be reasoned with.

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