Lee Montgomery

I once witnessed a cat stop at the kerb and look both ways before crossing the road.
Who knew cats were aware of the Green Cross Code? 🤷

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Delicious in a Breville sandwich maker. Just don’t have it with ham & cheese and then another with cheese & onion or you’ll suffer from mixing-ma-toasties.

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Wabbit.

Just the once though.

All fairytales designed to manipulate the gullible into doing the powerful’s bidding.

Yep, that’s it. Face like a miserable Celine Dion 🐴😆😆

😜

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Lee.

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My head.

Yes. It’s where the bread sits atop of it, otherwise I’d forget it was in there

24/7 open

Just

Jean Claude Van Damme, Alan Shearer and Charlie Drake

Good Omens

Monty’s Marvellous Motors

Good morning 😁
It’s Friday and payday 😜

I’d actually been to Greggs, Costa and Starbucks are overpriced and taste awful 🥴

Receiving my new Ray-Bans through the post after my old ones were claimed by someone who looks even better than me wearing them 😎

Baltic.

No, but he did say elo 😬

It’s Starbucks secret ingredient 🤷🥴😂

Good morning 😁

Ostentatious

All Shook Up

Hear my knees clicking and cracking every time I stand up.

Good morning 😁