Guilty as Slade?

Katseye made me do it

The latter always wins for me unfortunately 🫠

hey down there

hey (again)

hey

This thing still on??

diamond boy, why you so shiny? 💎

I must be in an alternate reality bc I know time didn’t really just choose a convicted felon and rapist for person of the year

new york’s hottest club is the jennie o float featuring t-pain performing his greatest hits live on thanksgiving

I really need a normal 9-5…working weekends is not it

NYC’s hottest club is the AMC early access screening of wicked at Empire 25

how are we bluesky fam??

👋🏼👋🏼

the avengers if they were all obese criminal dumb f*cks

5 artists I have on heavy rotation now:

Maggie Rogers

Ariana Grande

Billie Eilish

Kelsea Ballerini

Rachel Chinouriri

this didn’t require an apology tho

if there’s one thing the gays are gonna do, it’s find a safe place to be a sl*t and I love that for us 🌈

Mama ate

good morning from the work bathroom 👋🏼