Spencer Nitz (@spnitz)

What in the hell is happening in Holladay right now? Any Utah folks know? The line of cars is following two fire trucks and a bunch of police cars surrounding a school bus.

28.02.2026 04:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the Citizens United case was decided, I was so excited by the prospect of getting married to Costco.

26.02.2026 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Their radar guns are fine. They've never had an issue with it. no one complained all spring about technology or anything like that. Very fast.

26.02.2026 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The amount of anger I feel agreeing with a Mariners player

26.02.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It doesn't seem like branding is the problem here.

20.02.2026 23:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cubs camp Day 4:

14.02.2026 21:55 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It was probably removed for being an actual fact, which is strictly prohibited in the FB service agreement.

15.02.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It does* kill states.

11.02.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

legislators love nothing more than to create a solution to a problem no one had

11.02.2026 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OUR TURN!!!

09.02.2026 03:27 👍 129 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 2

finally that's over.

Hello, baseball season. I've missed you.

09.02.2026 03:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's been so enjoyable to not hear about sports probabilities and odds every 30 seconds.

08.02.2026 05:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

a woman is sitting on a boat and says everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant . ALT: a woman is sitting on a boat and says everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant .

me, trying to watch figure skating

07.02.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't disagree.

06.02.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Calling it now: the Brewers will statistically eliminate the Mets from the 2026 Wild Card race.

22.01.2026 05:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally. #teamlockout2027

20.01.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"If" the doyers win in 2026 and games are missed in 2027 due to a lockout, baseball will be less popular than me ages 3 - current *redacted* age.

16.01.2026 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's fun and easy and popular to trash Jimmy Fallon and the aberration the Tonight Show has become, but have you actually watched it?

Trashing it is not popular enough.

08.01.2026 06:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why ALT: a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why

06.01.2026 05:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is what the Angels do. Sign guys that miss either most or at least half the season.

30.12.2025 19:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feel much less bad for the player.

30.12.2025 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha

17.12.2025 05:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And also, why?

17.12.2025 04:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please no. Dems need to run someone electable for that seat.

14.11.2025 17:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guaranteed anyone that has spent more than 2 minutes around the guy has needed some though

13.11.2025 03:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bring on the lockout! #teamlockout2027

02.11.2025 04:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baseball allegiance update: I am supporting Team Lockout 2027.

#teamlockout2027

02.11.2025 04:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's Halloween in Japan. The employees at my hotel are all dressed as minions.

I guess that makes Hyatt the supervillain.

31.10.2025 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obviously yes. Though butter doesn't exactly need the help.

30.10.2025 05:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to my home state! Try the Crown Burger and fry sauce while you're here.

30.10.2025 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spencer Nitz

Latest posts by Spencer Nitz @spnitz