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The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.

They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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tfw you discover how "Sequim" is actually pronounced

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That's not what the killer whales say

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That is the way one should do it

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The moon landings were just a distraction from the real hoax

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This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

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Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

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Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas.
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Wait, I just found some clips online.
That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 1d โ€ข Joined May '23 Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas. O1 cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.c... โ€ข 1d โ€ข Joined Jul '23 @ Bard @2 Cleric have you seen it? 0312 17 โ€ข~... TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Wait, I just found some clips online. That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft. 03

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Oh, fuck.
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Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here.
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Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

โ–  TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Oh, fuck. 0 4 91104ๆ—ฅๆ—ฅ. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here. โ€ข 1 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

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Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?)
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THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS!
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็›ฎ TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 2h โ€ข Joined May '23 Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?) 031 04 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social โ€ข Joined May '23 THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS! 3:07 PM โ€ข Mar 8, 2026

friends, I have brought you a gift

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The graphics are great but you can't save and reload, 2 stars

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Daylight savings means nothing to me because I use epoch time. Oh itโ€™s โ€œ11 oโ€™clock?โ€ Cute. Itโ€™s 1772991390 oโ€™unix

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Blowhard ChatGPT bot posed as lawyer, convinced woman to fire her real attorney โ€” while citing phony โ€˜case lawโ€™: suit The AI-powered chatbot urged Graciela Dela Torre, of Des Plaines, to reopen her already-settled disability case and file dozens of illegitimate motions against her employer, Nippon Life Insurance Cโ€ฆ

At some point we're just going to have to be comfortable calling the terminally stupid what they are.

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PGP would have fixed this in the 90s

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Do you even know where reading comprehension starts? smh

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a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

โ€œAs the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not manโ€™s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.โ€

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Breakfast cake is called "muffins"

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1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

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"Person did bad things and also good things" is just too much nuance for social media

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Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

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Promotional poster for Jarhead (2005)

Promotional poster for Jarhead (2005)

All accurate war movies are anti-war movies.

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I give it two weeks max, Trump Always Chickens Out

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We could have ICE agents invade Cuba in speedboats. Just a thought

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"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead."

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These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

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"They say to stay hydrated so I moved to the desert to drink sand"

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That's the gamble. But since both sides can run their own instance of the LLM and ask it hypotheticals then it seems to equalize the advantages.

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