Cassandra

Oh heck it actually is

It was that last gift subscription I got for a friend that did it. You're welcome, The Onion. 😌

I have been informed there is snow

The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

ooh, how credible!

I would like to pet a little guy! I'd be devastated to learn the rat cafe was a prank

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

Hmm, and on my desktop...What's My JND? 0.0037
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Starting to fear that I began with the easiest possible, lol. I guess this speaks well to my phone's display...? Anyway, pinks are too hard, man.

Hey Dad, come here, I want to cruelly experiment on you

attn @schubertstan.bsky.social

Screenshot from my husband's phone of my score: .0041

This is how I performed when I retook it on my husband's phone. He too did better on mine than on his—about 50% for him and about 54% better for me. I guess my phone is Color Difference Noticing Easy Mode. But the important thing is I still did better than him. 😌

I think this means I am more or less a god of some kind

What's My JND? 0.0019
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

I'm not getting my hopes up that they'll stick to their guns but boy I'd love to be pleasantly surprised for once

Not a big Schumer fan but I'm glad he said this & I hope they stick to it. Let MAGA own the gridlock.

Aw, yeah.

we're only human

yeah, Big Fig Bar doesn't warn you about that

Status of? Status as? "Provincial oaf status"? The nice thing is a provincial oaf might idly wonder but doesn't really have to care

At 43, I find myself increasingly comfortable with my status of provincial oaf. It's not bad

Well I asked some guy named Al and HE said

That's fair

I'm a moderately ill historic preservation sicko and I think that sounds super good and they should do it 👍

The ☘️ is a nice touch 🌈

...yes.

I'm glad someone is finally brave enough to demand what we're owed (incredible sea monkeys)

Yeah, I'm there. Someone get this lady however much money it costs to make a zombie movie.

...okay, I'm listening

I feel like we sort of collectively under-reacted to a US state revoking the IDs of an entire class of people overnight.

That is literal nazi shit

They are so repulsed at the thought of following a Lord who is weak, merciful, reviled. But they can't just not call themselves Christians—that wouldn't be normative or hegemonic. So they torture scripture into this grotesque parody.

Interesting (in a ghastly distressing way) how these MAGA Christian nationalists construct a big strong white victim/hero who can never be wrong, only wronged. I guess it's the other side of the fascists' eternal pitch that their enemies are simultaneously all-powerful & pathetically weak.

'"Howerton also referred to St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, the LGBTQ-affirming congregation where Talarico preaches, as the “synagogue of Satan.”'

Oh. I see.

That’s why one of the most important thing in politics from elected leaders, activists and concerned citizens is MAKING NOISE. When you make noise it leaks over to normies and in between episodes of Young Sheldon something slips in and pushes them to vote. Thats what we should strive towards.