🅱️rooks Hoffos

Oh you are worried about groceries doubling?
The Dow is over 50,000.

Foreign policy in shambles?
The Dow is over 50,000.

Your mortgage just reset?
The Dow is over 50,000.

It is like the new duct tape for reality. If you say it loud enough, apparently everything is fine.

Good point. You are right

If there were a masterclass in moral compromise, Pam Bondi would be teaching it. She is the most vile human being.

Thank you D! ❤️❤️❤️

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I have been following her disappearance closely. I truly hope they find her alive and bring her home safely. And if not, I hope her family gets real answers and the closure they deserve.

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Tumbler Ridge is a tiny town known for its trails, its quiet beauty, and its good people. This will weigh heavy on everyone. My heart is with the families and the whole community tonight. Hold each other close.

Tumbler Ridge school shooting: nine dead after ‘devastating’ attack; Canada police say shooter found deceased – latest updates Royal Canadian Mounted Police say suspect found dead from apparent self-inflicted wound after shooting at a high school in British Columbia

There are no words that fit a loss like this. A small town like Tumbler Ridge feels grief collectively, house by house, family by family. My thoughts are with the victims, their loved ones, and a community now carrying an unimaginable weight. ❤️

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Happy Tuesday morning. Coffee is doing most of the thinking, my body is negotiating terms, and optimism has entered the room cautiously. Either way, we are up, we are moving, and we are pretending this was the plan all along.

That takes lived experience emotional chaos and impeccable taste. Machines are still buffering. We are safe for a while.

Coffee to wake up. Gym to behave. Work to pay for both. Monday routine locked in. #HappyMonday

Hahahaha! Good job

They were amazing!!!

Seahawks win. Bad Bunny owned the stage. Trump is furious somewhere. The universe feels briefly aligned. Life is good.

Bad Bunny did more for this nation in 15 minutes than Donald Trump has in a decade. I really believe that.

Great job #greenday

Trump = insecurity. This is politics as performance art and the country pays the price. Embarrassing is exactly the word.

I miss Obama. I wish Michelle would run. I know she does not want to but I really wish she would.

Love. It.

Leadership tells you everything. One message punches down at an athlete. The other lifts up an entire team. One is about ego. The other is about country. Pick the energy you want representing you on the world stage.

Right!!! I miss the American commercials. We need them back.

Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin) on Threads Four minutes of straight BELT TO 🍑

Brilliant. It’s that simple. @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social

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He took his own food to Italy…

Because JD Vance is such a fine tuned machine.

If you have to create an alternative Super Bowl halftime, you’re un-American.

So let me get this straight. The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019. He didn’t die until August 10. Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil...

Amazing efficiency. Draft the obituary, schedule reality for tomorrow, hit publish. If only the rest of government ran this smoothly. Definitely not weird. Just very proactive about the future.

Maybe Trump thinks fixing the housing crisis means tearing things down and building a new east wing and ballroom. On brand.