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Viv Schwarz

@vivschwarz

Author, artist, interactive stuff. Runs betonmond card games. Hopes you are mostly happy. She/they

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Thumbnails of nine fairytale scarves (dancing skeletons, fairytale hands, foxes, girls fleeing houses, etc)

Thumbnails of nine fairytale scarves (dancing skeletons, fairytale hands, foxes, girls fleeing houses, etc)

Scarves! With fairy-tale, Gothic, and fairy-tale Gothic illustrations.

These are vast but very very light scarves — they twist up quite small.

And there are many available here: www.redbubble.com/people/tanau...

08.03.2026 21:19 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

No I've not done the maths. If I did that I would not write a word ever again I think

09.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then illustrate the longer books. That'll be satisfying. It's a plan

09.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't get me wrong, I really believe in making art at the kitchen table, potato printing and ink pens cut from reeds and soda cans. But I feel cramped and I need to get out there and wander around and make notes and type a lot in library corners now.

09.03.2026 20:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some of them yeah

09.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just want to spend some time writing, instead.

09.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do enjoy making picture books but it was a lot more fun when illustration studios still had big analogue equipment. Not something you can make happen easily any more, you'd need a big shared space that's not full of computer desks. We still got messy paint in ours which is the main bit but...

09.03.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fingers crossed that a bunch of you buy "Maud is Moving" so the numbers back me up on that plan. It's got at least one ghost in it and a good number of words.

09.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Almost everything I ever write is ghost stories, sometimes obviously, sometimes less so, I don't think that'll change. It would be really nice to get a year of just doing that.

09.03.2026 20:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My plan this year is to concentrate on writing longer books. That and the card game publishing. There are three picture books coming out that I've finished and they should keep me afloat long enough so I can write a lot for a few months.

09.03.2026 20:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes that would be ideal. I found a barely glowing one but it's very audible.

09.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I need some sleep

09.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait I forgot the context

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your mum

09.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't mind digital either if it's not GLOWING

09.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh epaper display is perfect actually! I just don't want it to glow in any way, or whirr or click. Nice

09.03.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need a wall clock that doesn't make noises but I don't want a digital display. Don't know what to do about that, frankly

09.03.2026 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I guess it's technically a horror story but I'm sure I can make it funny and reassuring.

09.03.2026 16:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sign on white paper, stuck on a vending machine:
"OUT OF
ORDER

Removing
this sign will
not make it
work"

Sign on white paper, stuck on a vending machine: "OUT OF ORDER Removing this sign will not make it work"

Monday Mood

09.03.2026 04:15 👍 696 🔁 173 💬 0 📌 0

In other words YOU CAN GET IT AND READ IT RIGHT NOW

09.03.2026 15:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is launching this week, and I'm starting to get pictures from friends who already spotted copies out in the wild!

09.03.2026 15:56 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Decided on a chapter book to finish writing. It's got crabs in it.

09.03.2026 15:55 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 14044 🔁 3060 💬 234 📌 598

They "found" that, did they now. To their absolute suprise I guess. And of course families just not watching the movie if a homophobe is in charge isn't an option, that might lose someone money I guess

09.03.2026 15:12 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Daily mail beware the green menace

Daily mail beware the green menace

Didn't expect Daily Mail to be doing free branding.

Lower bills, protect the NHS and fund public services.

Can imagine why Lord Rothermere isn't so keen....

Join.greenparty.org.uk

09.03.2026 13:02 👍 1492 🔁 343 💬 88 📌 42

So grateful to the barista at Maidenhead Station Costa putting "have a lovely day :)" on my takeaway coffee cup, I was holding on to it the whole journey and it genuinely did help on a dismal morning journey. I know she's writing it on all the cups but that's even better tbh

09.03.2026 14:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As requested, some personal thoughts on forgiveness from a therapist who works mainly with people suffering from PTSD, and who has recovered from PTSD himself.

Gonna lay my stall out early by saying I'm not a fan of the concept!

01.02.2026 07:40 👍 121 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 17

Yep

07.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think about every third time I end up walking quite a stretch because of landing transport failure

07.03.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If an excuse is needed

07.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0