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Viv Schwarz

@vivschwarz

Author, artist, interactive stuff. Runs betonmond card games. Hopes you are mostly happy. She/they

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My mother made me learn poetry by heart so that I could stay sane in solitary confinement.

I’m not sure why she thought I’d end up in solitary confinement, but I like the poetry.

10.03.2026 22:59 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Fortunately I'm an adult now and can growl as much as I want and also go look at the sea any time. So it's largely viable, distilling some cheer.

10.03.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That really didn't work with me, I'm grumpy as all heck when things are awry. But I did somehow choose a career that demands being at least a bit of a sunshine to the world no matter where my head gets stuck.

10.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I was a child my grandma once told me off because I told my dad that I still had a bit of a headache the day after getting my head caught in a car door. She said I must always be a sunshine for my parents.
I think of that sometimes, how some of us are brought up to be delightful at all costs.

10.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The persistent fog hasn't been helping of late, or everyone being tired for good reasons. Snack foods aren't loadbearing this week. Might need to go look at the sea soon

10.03.2026 22:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thinking about that scene in one of Douglas Adams' books with the software designed to find a chain of reasoning that leads to a thing you've already decided to do and he really nailed that one didn't he

10.03.2026 22:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hand-lettered a book cover today and added a lot of confetti to a scene. Changed the plug on the studio heater. That kind of day. Melancholy

10.03.2026 22:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thumbnails of nine fairytale scarves (dancing skeletons, fairytale hands, foxes, girls fleeing houses, etc)

Thumbnails of nine fairytale scarves (dancing skeletons, fairytale hands, foxes, girls fleeing houses, etc)

Scarves! With fairy-tale, Gothic, and fairy-tale Gothic illustrations.

These are vast but very very light scarves — they twist up quite small.

And there are many available here: www.redbubble.com/people/tanau...

08.03.2026 21:19 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

No I've not done the maths. If I did that I would not write a word ever again I think

09.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then illustrate the longer books. That'll be satisfying. It's a plan

09.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't get me wrong, I really believe in making art at the kitchen table, potato printing and ink pens cut from reeds and soda cans. But I feel cramped and I need to get out there and wander around and make notes and type a lot in library corners now.

09.03.2026 20:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some of them yeah

09.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just want to spend some time writing, instead.

09.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do enjoy making picture books but it was a lot more fun when illustration studios still had big analogue equipment. Not something you can make happen easily any more, you'd need a big shared space that's not full of computer desks. We still got messy paint in ours which is the main bit but...

09.03.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fingers crossed that a bunch of you buy "Maud is Moving" so the numbers back me up on that plan. It's got at least one ghost in it and a good number of words.

09.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Almost everything I ever write is ghost stories, sometimes obviously, sometimes less so, I don't think that'll change. It would be really nice to get a year of just doing that.

09.03.2026 20:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My plan this year is to concentrate on writing longer books. That and the card game publishing. There are three picture books coming out that I've finished and they should keep me afloat long enough so I can write a lot for a few months.

09.03.2026 20:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes that would be ideal. I found a barely glowing one but it's very audible.

09.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I need some sleep

09.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait I forgot the context

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your mum

09.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't mind digital either if it's not GLOWING

09.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh epaper display is perfect actually! I just don't want it to glow in any way, or whirr or click. Nice

09.03.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need a wall clock that doesn't make noises but I don't want a digital display. Don't know what to do about that, frankly

09.03.2026 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I guess it's technically a horror story but I'm sure I can make it funny and reassuring.

09.03.2026 16:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sign on white paper, stuck on a vending machine:
"OUT OF
ORDER

Removing
this sign will
not make it
work"

Sign on white paper, stuck on a vending machine: "OUT OF ORDER Removing this sign will not make it work"

Monday Mood

09.03.2026 04:15 👍 698 🔁 173 💬 0 📌 0

In other words YOU CAN GET IT AND READ IT RIGHT NOW

09.03.2026 15:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is launching this week, and I'm starting to get pictures from friends who already spotted copies out in the wild!

09.03.2026 15:56 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Decided on a chapter book to finish writing. It's got crabs in it.

09.03.2026 15:55 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 14099 🔁 3076 💬 236 📌 600