Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
wie is hier nu de NIMBY?
één decaf alcoholvrije esma aub
voor dat soort petite histoire leef ik
de website is niets meer dan een wrapper rond YouTube-embeds, dus qua copyright geen problemen
er is een nieuwe streamingdienst in het land.
ik ga niet vaak naar boekvoorstellingen, maar wanneer ik ga is het omdat @ljosmyndun.bsky.social weer iets geschreven heeft
da's godverdomme respectloos ten aanzien van Deurne
de prijzen in techland zijn in beweging: iPhone 17e blijft hetzelfde, iPad Air is goedkoper en Samsung S26-reeks is pak duurder.
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(Bloomberg) -- The global smartphone market will contract 12.9% in 2026 because of the unprecedented memory chip shortage, marking “a crisis like no other,” according to researcher IDC. The new forecast, a dramatic revision down from earlier estimates, gives the latest accounting of the ongoing memory crunch that’s affecting every corner of the electronics industry. The demand for advanced memory to power artificial intelligence tasks has drained global supply until well into next year and now jeopardizes the business model of many smartphone makers. IDC now sees roughly 1.1 billion mobile shipments in 2026, down from 1.26 billion the prior year and erasing years of gradual gains. Smartphone manufacturers are adapting to the elevated component costs by reining in specifications, eliminating unprofitable entry-level models and pushing consumers to buy more premium devices. “The tariffs and pandemic crisis seem a joke compared to this,” said IDC Senior Research Director Nabila Popal. “The smartphone market will witness a seismic shift by the time this crisis is over — in size, average selling prices and competitive landscape. We don’t expect the situation to ease up until mid-2027, at least.”
No public link for this yet, buy W O O F that's a big number
“The more Trump talked, the less he said.”
Why the longest-ever State of the Union address was the most inconsequential
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
orange catholic bible incoming
Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old
Juicy on the ass
Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been
Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
This is blackout poetry to me
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
hold on i gotta take this
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity. And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding. www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...
ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
Europese Commissie moet ook goedkeuring geven, mss daarom?
Elon Musks chatbot blijft seksuele deepfakes maken: “Europese Commissie moet Grok tijdelijk bannen”
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Made me think of a wonderful phrase in Dutch, “broekzak-vestzak” (pants pocket-vest pocket): an illusory transaction where people fool themselves or others into thinking they got richer by moving things from one ledger to another. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
Nieuwe EU-begroting kan Belgische belastingbetaler jaarlijks ongeveer 500 euro kosten www.hln.be/nieuws/nieuw...
