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[weapons shitpost]

the Kleiner Waffenschein is for giving littles weapons, right?

text conversation between me and a quote unquote ai. in green bubble i say "please draw a fox trying to type on the computer". the drawing provided is exactly that, with black linework on white background.

i adore this thanks to whatever person drew this on youraislopboresme

today we learn about the Ukrainian's own Elliptic Curve DSA and Hash Function, in the form of ДСТУ 4145 and ДСТУ 7564

or, as someone on GitHub called it, Elliptic Kurwa

Carbon Dating? You know that carbon is like. 5000 years old right? Problematic age gap... Its probably in a Half Life crisis

**This is amazing.** EA1FUO has built nec2c into WebAssembly, and now you can do antenna simulations on your phone or desktop without depending on nec2c running on a server. You can also deploy it locally, and he provides instructions for how to do this on docker or bare, and you can run nec2c […]

Photo of a robot vacuum with a furry tail attached, captioned: Baby Protogen.

logging on to inflict massive psychic damage like a cat shoving a cup off the desk

Cursed receptacle with the label "eSATA + [USB logo]"

@whitequark See also eSATAp, where an engineer took DMT one evening, realized eSATA and USB were physically compatible, and said "right, this is going on laptops for the next 5 years".

[Terrible joke, abdl]

Do you know why ageplay Daddies prefer shopping trips to Tesco?

Because every little helps.

promethee UEFI Bindings for JavaScript (Proof of Concept)

"if this makes you grin" no it makes me scream

https://codeberg.org/smnx/promethee

A pile of plush sharks, arranged from bottom to top in decreasing size. The bottom shark is slightly bigger than a blahaj plushie, and the top shark is a tiny plastic whale shark. There are 7 sharks all up. The pile is set upon a partially visible giant squid plushie

Apropos of nothing, a shark pile

#blahaj #shark #shonk

yellow caution sign of a car going off a pier into water, with a hand-drawn addition of a bicycle pushing it

REVENGE

The IBM text about how computers should not make management decisions because they cannot be held accountable. However, the text has been edited to instead say "a computer can be held, therefore a computer must be given hugs and kissed."

I think fedi would like this.

ground meat with a sign that says: Sale Ground Bork 80% lean 20% fat 2lb 4.00 Sold in 2lb pckg at $8.00

The Swedish Chef is gonna love this deal.

#muppets #bork #humor #humour #typo

have you seen the new program? it's on apt. it's literally on rpm. it's on exe with wine. it's literally on appimage. you can probably find it on aur. dude it's on tar.xz. it's a snap original. it's on flatpak. you can get it on dockerhub. you can go to lxc and download it. log onto ghcr right […]

Who would win in a fight? On Delicious Internet Cable 11 Kilometes below the Sea Surface or One Hungry Kobold (He has a Snorkel)

Astrological CPU Scheduler - "Why let mere mortals decide CPU priorities when the cosmos can guide us?"

https://github.com/zampierilucas/scx_horoscope

The image features a Yutong bus with an orange front, displaying a diagnostic screen that reads “Aptio Setup Utility” with options for “Main,” “Advanced H/W Monitor,” “Security,” “Boot,” and “Exit.”

Come on kids… we need to get on the bus to ~Aptio Setup Utility~

circa early 90's wired telephone, ivory colored in the shape of a triangle with triangular buttons sitting on a white marble surface

"can a phone design cook too hard?"
asked and answered

OH: "the GPS said 60 minutes, I did it in 750EUR, 4 points, and a 3 month driving ban"

i finally found this picture again. it has infected me memetically a long time ago

> **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure.
>
> This may be the cause.
>
> It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**

Fake news article screenshot showing the Cloudflare logo on a building. The title reads "Critical Cloudflare flaw allowed users to reach websites they wanted"

_slaps you around a bit with a large Trout Digital_top_

a large octagonal circuit board with golden sma connectors coming out on all sides, all connected to a little chippy in the middle with squiggly traces.

This January’s award for the eval board with the witcher’s vibes goes out to the HMC7044 eval board. The chip is a 3GHz integer PLL with 14 phase-adjustable outputs.

#electronics

screenshot of a tumblr post by dimir-charmer "Girls will be like idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/'"

i feel called out actually

sound almost as original.mp4

ohhh i found one competently made one

$ go install github.com/pin/golang-tftp-example/src/gotftpd@latest
$ sudo setcap cap_net_bind_service+ep $(which gotftpd)
$ gotftpd

no bullshit, no parameters, no inetd support. run it and it serves the current directory. bliss

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:

1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

Ezri: I’m so adorable. It’s a bummer I’m deranged

Ezri: I’m so adorable. It’s a bummer I’m deranged