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Vermont the Seagull

@iam.fuckingmy.dad

Seagull. 28. He/Him. Masc-Genderfluid. πŸ”ž NO MINORS Reposts of my stuff is always okay! βœ… Artist. Slut. River Scratchingpost (hroth) on FFXIV. My sona is in a crackship with Brian Griffin, Mao Mao, and Bakool Ja Ja.

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happy valentines day! be like your favorite slutty seagull bro and have your father blow out your backside and breed the living fuck out of ya

it shows you care for him~ <3

14.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it took me a solid minute to realize that the creature and the one riding it wasn't a taur with the upper cock being the body lol, I didn't see the riders legs behind the wing

amazing work all the same, this is VERY good

11.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just wanna say, you’re VERY pretty dawg

11.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This fills me with so much JOY and LOVE. This truly shows that taking a stance against horrible shit can and will work.

Push back against this kind of nonsense. They’re hoping we don’t, and when we do, they cower back.

11.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GREAT NEWS!!!!! 😭❀️❀️❀️❀️

11.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 13974 πŸ” 3730 πŸ’¬ 261 πŸ“Œ 180

*siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

11.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CW:(incest)

That couch has seen more action than the bed he shares with his wife...

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2644 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

YAY THE BOYS

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4278 πŸ” 3161 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 32
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It looks like the wild joltik are attracted to the largest power source in the vicinity~ I wonder how much longer until Casey notices these horny bugs…

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12613 πŸ” 7643 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

Only the thickest for every citizen of the now destroyed town!

09.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dumbass, placing your house in prime macro cock thrusting areas… it’s just begging to be destroyed!

08.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My seagull sona at a huge, macro size, thrusting his cock along multiple city streets and gooned out of his mind.

My seagull sona at a huge, macro size, thrusting his cock along multiple city streets and gooned out of his mind.

Welp, he’s huge and gooning. Guess the cities toast. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

🎨: @maxpany.hyper.wang

#furry #macromarch #art

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 2547 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 22
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might as well upload the trailer on the steam page here. store.steampowered.com/app/4346650/...

07.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
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Tom nook looks a little different guys.. …

(Pic for @bigtimekudo.bsky.social!)

20.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Huge pervy old dude flirts with u what do u do…

15.02.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

We got it solved now, but yeah, it was the plumbing of the vacant unit next to us. Toilets pipes acting up or something.

06.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somebody help me, there's a rhythmic, constant tapping in my apartment wall and I genuinely have no idea why. I can't sleep cause of this 🫩

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 14959 πŸ” 5084 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 67
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Wassup

06.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

06.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2781 πŸ” 2965 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 14

I know you go crazy for some butt action bro <3 dig in to your hearts content~

06.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey man, I just want ya to know I’m so pumped to see you again. I hope ya had a blast doing that all the same!

06.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You would.

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmm brian cell 🀀 (it’s what all of my brain is used for nowadays, I just love him so much heheheehhehehe)

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. I might need to doodle this one at some point cause I can see it so clearly πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΄

06.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saved from living a life as a cock, CHOOSES to live life as a cock. Based as shit.

06.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So glad you got that one; I can already picture the family you create with him πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0