Kate Marvel

Not now, El Niño

Wow what company to be in!

1. My induction stove
2. My dog
3. My book bookshop.org/p/books/huma...

Emma Woodhouse was totally hot

lol oops 💅

i met a guy named gatsby and then we got in a boat and went backward

just now seeing that your avatar is a literal frog and boiling water, well played

we'll do it again, assholes

climate science: defeating Nazis since 1944

HELL YES (middle age dad is gender neutral)

Sorry Ben you have to stop publishing on controversial topics (PSDI)

I'm ok with NASA sending astronauts to Mars but I think it would be nice for them to have somewhere to come home to

"whether or not this is an impending catastrophe" come on man

Are you a young academic working on climate and feel ready for a move? We are recruiting two Assistant/Associate Professors @granthamicl.bsky.social at Imperial College London @imperialcollegeldn.bsky.social (1/6)

I know it’s not that simple (you have to listen to her)

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a “sexist attitude”

Scientists! Avoid entangling yourself in a global child trafficking ring using this one weird trick (talking to literally any woman)
www.science.org/content/arti...

there aren't any cookies, baked goods are a left wing hoax

honestly they're pretty good at drawing random lines on maps with sharpies

academic job ads are all like "we seek the smartest person who has ever existed, duties involve securing millions of dollars of grant money to pay senior administrators and teaching 70 classes. we will pay you one (1) dollar and give you access to the library on alternate Tuesdays

Ben no

this is not directed at program officers who are wonderful, overworked, and should fund everything I send them, but rather their politically appointed bosses

use slurm to schedule your jobs, we made a tutorial 20 years ago and forgot where we put it

to be more realistic we could rank students by interest/ability, identify the ones at the bottom, and ask the principal to put them in charge of everything

i was promised AI would do the boring stuff and I would get to generate ugly art myself

this is a good kindergarten activity, but I feel the fifth graders need something more engaging, like fixing the indentation errors in their current and pending funding table

the world is complex and ever-changing, just like the biosketch requirements

i just want them to experience the wonder and amazement of watching a journal submission system fail to compile the pdf you just uploaded as a pdf

I have to do Career Day at my kids' school, what's a good way to teach them about science? I was thinking of giving them a fun activity and then making them fill out a lot of paperwork before abruptly canceling it

how dare you, climate sci set