Luce

It was more like “I ruv ru” but I’m counting it ❤️

Life is really hard with a mostly non-verbal kid but tonight my son said “I love you” for the first time so I’ll be over here crying until further notice

Drinking is a fun way to feel better for 30 minutes only to hate myself even more once I sober up 🙃

I kinda really need someone to talk me out of killing myself today and tomorrow and probably every day after that

Fuck this year. Fuck everything. I need a hug and/or drugs.

He had to lose his fucking leg just 2 weeks ago because of a growth and the biopsy results came back today. I hate everything.

Everything is awful. Found out today that my dog has cancer and only has 1-3 months.

Lolololol I should just kill myself

Booooooo

What if I just, like, don’t want to exist anymore? Cause this shit fucking sucks.

Whenever I run errands just me and my kid people are so fucking nice to me. Apparently I’m an amazing mom and my kid is perfect only when they think I’m a single mom 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ll take it. This parenting shit is hard so please continue to tell me nice things random strangers at Publix

There’s one guy in my dept that thinks I’m some kind of excel wizard when he’s really just a dumb fucker who doesn’t know how formulas work. 🙃

As a woman in finance, half my job is answering questions for men that have never been told how stupid they are compared to everyone else in the room.

Playtime by flashlight was not on my todo list today

A snow day becomes a lot less fun when the power goes out all afternoon 🙃

Snow day ❄️

✨hell yeah✨

Tried having hot coffee at home yesterday and it just wasn’t the same. I need my $7 little treat to feel human

It’s 26 degrees outside but I’m still out here ordering iced coffee because the basic bitch in me demands it ❄️

We’re well past needing therapy. I need a lobotomy stat

Accidentally got too high and now I can hear my pulse in 3D. AMA

important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real

Henry was uninterested in Santa once again this year 🎄🎅🏼

Some days I feel like a real adult and then others I spend $600 on Pokémon cards. 🤗

My asshole neighbor has a cybercuck and I’ve been so confused for the last month because one day it would be silver and the next it would be green. Welp. Turns out, he has TWO of them because they are both in the driveway right now. What level of divorced guy is that?

I refuse to listen to a man with less tattoos than me which is why I never listen to anyone 😝

i'm gonna be real. i don't know how many more Strong Passwords I have in me

I let my team wear whatever in the office for December because who gives a shit anyways and the new guy showed up today in cargo shorts. Like, that’s fine, but it’s 36 degrees outside.

An entire branch of my company quit this week and it’s been an amazing shit show to watch.

18 hours into this migraine and I want to ✨die✨