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a random 🇧🇬 🐉 in📍 Oslo 🇳🇴 she/her as in ‘people perceive me as a woman and I go along with it’ posts deleted on a whim @ mastodon: http://c.im/@zmeyche

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Теоретично, хазната би трябвало да знае колко пари са в обращение в момента - колко са напечатани, колко са върнати/заменени/унищожени и т.н.

18.02.2026 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High humidity will fuck you up regardless of what the temperature is 😬

08.02.2026 13:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know how to explain to people who live some normal place that -5° C and no wind is a perfectly good weather for a walk, especially after days with -8° + wind that makes your lips and the depths of your soul crack.

08.02.2026 10:45 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A “brown” bear snowman with raised upward front paws surrounded by white snow

A “brown” bear snowman with raised upward front paws surrounded by white snow

Gotta love that weird country sometimes 😃

07.02.2026 18:23 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Вярвам, че поне @alamkara.bsky.social ще оцени хумора.

05.02.2026 12:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That building is fucking gorgeous

20.01.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Абе, на някой да му се намира предизборния постер на Волен Сидеров отпреди хиляда години който беше на фона на пожар/експлозия и със слоган типа “след мен - пожар”? 😃

20.01.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Аз чета субтитри щото без тях не чувам, вашите причини ми звучат като недостижим лукс 😃

11.01.2026 16:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined

10.01.2026 19:45 👍 4120 🔁 1501 💬 68 📌 197

не ми стига лице за толкова палм

10.01.2026 20:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE OPEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GRIEF IS A POLITICAL ACT.

08.01.2026 22:55 👍 1680 🔁 468 💬 1 📌 9
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Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem. Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…

I met "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs" through @josie.zone, after Renee's death. I wish I'd known it sooner--that I might've known her.

the poem surges. I recognized its swell from hours spent along the gulf, waiting for high tide to remake the day's coast.

10.01.2026 07:04 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

10.01.2026 04:56 👍 10691 🔁 3884 💬 169 📌 166

I can always use a good meal, a good laugh, and a good fuck, and I am all out of laughs, yall

10.01.2026 10:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ought to just focus on food, cats, photography and gay porn influencers, because almost everything else on social media makes me wish the aliens will come and destroy humanity.

10.01.2026 09:17 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1

that’s how it always starts …

10.01.2026 10:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ако сте очаквали не-коледния ми мейл, а не сте го получили, проверете си junk папката на мейла или ми драснете да го пратя отново, ако не е там.

10.01.2026 10:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sealpoint Ragdoll with very polite paws looks at the camera with huge blue eyes.

A sealpoint Ragdoll with very polite paws looks at the camera with huge blue eyes.

Muffles says to pre-order OMENS OF CHAOS so he can continue to receive only the highest quality kibble! (Muffles doesn't understand that as a licensed IP novel, I don't make royalties, so I'm just encouraging pre-orders for the love of the game.)

06.01.2026 20:16 👍 367 🔁 46 💬 13 📌 3
Deep fried buhti half covered with powdered sugar, a aide of chopped fruits — cherries, persimmons, and mango, — and a side of blackberry jam in front of a laptop showing the starting logo of DC’s Harley Quinn.

Deep fried buhti half covered with powdered sugar, a aide of chopped fruits — cherries, persimmons, and mango, — and a side of blackberry jam in front of a laptop showing the starting logo of DC’s Harley Quinn.

I need you to know that I am crushing
this whole adulting thing.

04.01.2026 15:08 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Important content.

30.12.2025 05:57 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones

You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet

30.12.2025 07:38 👍 3080 🔁 785 💬 64 📌 18

светът е тъмно и студено място и човек понякога просто трябва да си направи кроасан с лютеница

30.12.2025 07:38 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

за можене - може, ама не препоръчвам! 😃

28.12.2025 09:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Took a little longer than necessary, but fortunately we are coming back to (some of) our senses

28.12.2025 07:41 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

малко неща са по-големи от препечена на огън филия хляб с масълце и панагюрска шарена сол

28.12.2025 07:30 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

З: може ли да махна етикетите на новите дрехи
Р: ако разкараш всички етикети и картончета, цена няма да имаш
З: знам. скоро и те няма да имат

27.12.2025 12:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Common sense is extremely common, and that’s why it’s called common sense

24.12.2025 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A #Libby notification for a book I placed a hold/borrowing request for 2 months ago?! Is it Christmas?!

24.12.2025 08:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Теслите директно за скрап 🗑️😃

24.12.2025 08:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Аз имам около 40% успеваемост с пристигането на картички пращани от 6 европейски града без значение от крайната им дестинация. Винаги пристигат само във Варна, но са се губили напът към други европейски градове и 2 не-европейски.
Приела съм лотарията дали ще стигне за част от чара. 😃

24.12.2025 06:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0