p🔔ry!

new innuendo studios is simply one of the best video essays ever made

nothing but love for MY senator

ms president a second rise of 50 cents have hit the taco bell quesadillas

the sound is sloppy, but it's there, which is very exciting. onward and upward

i'm warning you that this is not a particularly GOOD cover. but it's Much better than the version i tried to record about 9 months ago, which suffered so badly from LSDJ running about one percent fast in my emulator that it was unlistenable

year of the cup YouTube video by qi

year of the cup

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSw...

she got the idea to post this from a fancy feast commercial fyi

would you make me a sandwich?

"Bisected After Running Into Bulldozer Repeatedly" is so funny.

(runs into bulldozer, mortally injured) ahhhhh. fool me once... (runs into bulldozer, mortally injured) ahhhh. fool me twice... (runs into bulldozer

angels every time someone asks them what they're doing for dinner from now on: i think i'm gonna dine in this. house (BWEEEEE DWEEEEEEEEEE)

"the secret ingredient is love" WRONG! the secret ingredient is chicken bouillon

The thing about furry conventions is they’re an enormous value add to existence as a whole.

#NFC2026

I forgot I downloaded this

unfortunately, ante was deprecated in 1995 in favor of (looks at the mechanics that debuted in Alliances) uhh Cumulative Upkeep

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

they know you're nonbinary. run

back at it again on another fine thursday

Nomad Complex spotted in the wild what the FUCK is HAPPENING today

FOLLOWING IT UP WITH THE SONG ABOUT BEGGING FOR REASSURANCE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!

Mirror makes me cry in the OCD context dude. do you know how fucking far you have to come to write that. it took me a decade. jesus christ.

tfw the being that moved me like a puppet for twenty years turns out to be just Some Guy

fuck. the work has to get done. it simply has to

Porter Robinson's Wikipedia page: "As a child, he was diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorder."

you ever learn the artist who deeply speaks to you and has done so for your entire adult life has the EXACT same neurodivergence you do

Sincerely,
A monster fucker
#nationalwerewolfday

we are SO fucking back it's INSANE

my roommates would have you KILLED for not liking 3

i knocked something off the couch and one of my roomies said "oh, her paws..."
and for the next like 10 minutes i was full-on body high against the couch meowing in my head

i got so high last night that i forgot i posted this

Hurray, Link! I can give credit! Stay here with the amount of money you have!