Jeremiah Graves

you start by fucking the peoples lives up who chose to do this shit enough that their kids and grandkids, literal and idealogical, dont choose to do the same

we got this ...

If someone were to suggest this on tomorrow's Fox & Friends there's a nonzero chance it would happen.

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.

an oil tanker being lifted from the water by two giant batches of balloons and the old dude from 'Up' is dangling off the side of the tanker

Can this be a solution?

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

oil tanker hoisted by balloons avoiding the Strait of Hormuz

[Mortal Kombat Voice] FLAWLESS VICTORY

big, if true

Democrats should remind people that Trump is blocking new solar and wind power facilities every time they talk about $100/barrel oil.

Something that regularly annoys me is there's little evidence any these rich guys ever do any travel outside of resorts or junkets ( i can't know this for sure of course). like none of them have ever tried to ride a tram in lisbon, or whatever. Just a yacht-and-limo view of the world

an oil tanker being lifted from the water by two giant batches of balloons and the old dude from 'Up' is dangling off the side of the tanker

Can this be a solution?

An oil tanker, stopping before the Strait of Hormuz to unload its cargo onto a giant oil carrying donkey which transports the oil across land to another oil, tanker, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely

Can this be a solution?

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

I love Tracker.

I'm not a big brain business boy, but is it a smart move for a company that everyone forgot existed to suddenly get real uppity and give the small handful of folks who actually remembered that they were still a thing a really, really good reason to tell 'em to fuck off and get their boycott on?!

** doing price comparisons to get a good deal on a knockoff Nespresso machine for my slow-pitch softball team **

Next time someone asks if I’ve had coffee yet, I’m definitely answering “I’m beaned up right now.”

I’ve been activated like Reggie Jackson in Naked Gun

I can't say that I'll be boycotting Chili's as it has been years since I've been in one, and you can't really boycott a restaurant you already don't go to. That said, I'll be happy not to change my habits, transphobia leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

maybe it will happen tomorrow

big, if true*

*not even remotely true

Elon Musk is now worth $845 billion.

Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025.

Meanwhile, nearly a quarter of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and household debt has risen to a record high.

See the problem here?

workplace check-in: the vibes are trash

a reminder that any dipshit who spends his time screaming about manliness or how he is an alpha is usually a pathetic little pissbaby who should be ignored and relegated to the shadow realm of society and not put into any position of power or authority

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

recruiters love when you work a little stand-up routine into the process ... keeps things light and breezy, allows me to workshop new material ... everybody wins

I am pretty good at the vast majority of the duties of my job, but the thing I do best is references.

You want me to tell you how fucking awesome my peeps were? You want me to gas up someone who gave me years of their working life? You want to laugh more than you anticipated?

I'm your huckleberry.