Kathryn de Plume 🏳️‍⚧️🫶 [Free Łink!]

Such a smartass honestly.. earlier I said “oh bum it’s washing day” and he goes “no it’s not, it’s not even light outside” 🤦🏼‍♀️

lmao 5yo logic.. I said “let’s see if you can put your PJ’s on before I turn around..” so he immediately grabbed them, ran out of the room to change in the hallway, and told me I have to stay in here 😆

Why on earth did they make Idris Elba put on that fucking awful accent in Prometheus? 😬 I’m cringing so hard every time he speaks.

5yo watching a video of a game..

Him: “Look!”
Me: “Oh he fell flat on his face!”
Him: “Yeah. His head broke the fall.”

😂

C’mon Kat get your shit together, you’re so close to the end of this situation.. just one more push..

As uncomfortable as it is it’s worth watching all the way through because there are a few moments where Theroux talks right through their act and it penetrates so completely that for a moment you see it evaporate and you see them for the deluded little boys they actually are.

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I watched this, and I have some words. I’m not ready to put them together into cohesive sentences yet, but I will.

Wow, what a cunt.

I’m still stressed, still anxious, still have a repossession court hearing next week, but knowing where I’m going to be in basically about 2 weeks time is such a huge relief. I was really starting to spiral with that worm in my brain.

Tails btw, it’s tails. In case that wasn’t obvious lol.

Welp, heads was homelessness and tails was move in with my parents for a few months. This will be.. an interesting time 😅

Seems this little interaction was enough to start teasing me out of my brain cell 🙃

It’s becoming the norm atm 🙃

A non-participation trophy?

Hands up if your government fucking sucks ✋

lvl 1: admitting you need help
lvl 2: finding someone who can help
lvl 3: asking for help

🙃

It’s going to be delicious

It’s all gravy, as we say over here (sometimes) 😆

Oh no, I just meant like.. literally everything has changed or is changing and it’s all come to a point where I have no idea what my life is gonna look like in a month or two but I’m gonna emerge one way or another so the analogy was accidentally on the nose 😆

😆 still apt though, with multiple meanings

I’m in that cocoon state rn.. plenty o stuff going on on the inside but not showing a lot of movement on the outside 😅

meow ^_^ (I’m a kitty of few words atm)

burrrrnnnnouuuuutttt 😱

Me: “You know Garfield, right?"
5yo: “Yeah, he’s a cat but like alive.."
Me: “Uh, aren’t real life cats alive?"
5yo: “Yeah but I mean he eats lasagna!"

😂

Maybe she had too many fucken waffles after all eh.

Costume when, Zack? 😆

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Don’t have the spoons to interact but I still see 🫶

“Whelm” is also a cheap impression of a car whizzing past 😅