Had an Indian Uber driver last night who said his wife and daughter moved back to India so they could have a better life than here…. Shit is so crazy nowadays

They gave me a new guy to train. He’s 39 and every time I turn my back he’s hitting a fucking corn cob pipe

You’re not serious about your mud if you use a keurig

Don’t think I’ve ever cooked pork in my cast irons lmao

You a white man this is your money spread🔥

Cooked bacon for the first time in like 7 years lmao. The smell is nauseating 😂😂

Glokk40spaz really be goin

Guy I went to high school with posted his bday on IG and said “I don’t want no birthday party and shit that’s for the bitches. I just want my parleys to hit”

That’s like the saddest shit ever

Denver cut steaks go kinda crazy hol on

You can really tell they cut the budget for the weather systems lol

Historic snow storm over the weekend feels like weather manipulation I’d you ask me! Shit shoulda started on a Wednesday

I’m getting so Chinese this summer

I am not above eating the retirement community lunch. They let you make a big ass sandwich and get sides for like $4

Howlin wolf with a cup of coffee transports me feel like I’m on the rail yard

6 years truly does fly by when you’re with the love of your life🥰

NFL gave us magical football because everything else is in the gutter lmaoo

I think I have body dysmorphia but it’s only about my cooking

Anytime I asks why an install has half the equipment as normal my boss says “you know those people are cheap” and looks over his glasses lmao

God has cursed me for being a colts fan once again

We in Mexico with it

#Arriba

The worst part is I think she is! She’s just evil and deserves everything big does to her

This sent me over the edge fr!

The kids are rocking quarter zips and polos now this recession bringing that 08-09 vibe back lmao

Been having a lot of fun recently

Didn’t stretch all weekend. Paying for it today …

Got a pedicure for the first time… I can’t even recognize my feet lmao

Modern poly games 😓😓

They can ball tho

The UFL desperately needs its own swag. They can’t run with the same music, animations, and have really similar uniforms as the nfl and expect ppl to give af

I tried listening to “money on money” until I liked it. It sounds like a good thug song but sadly it’s not