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He/him. Writer, Musician, loveable fuckup, contemptible comrade, policy wonk

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Hot take: if you can't cook well with tofu, you can't cook well.

Because tofu is a blank canvas. It does what you tell it to.

If you have the basics down—deep frying, searing, sauces, seasonings, etc.—you can make good tofu. If your tofu dishes suck... well.

13.03.2026 21:44 👍 1132 🔁 205 💬 5 📌 1

Gosh, I sure hope the AI industry isn’t reliant on oil, otherwise we’d have some kind of looming economic disaster on our hands

09.03.2026 11:04 👍 227 🔁 43 💬 5 📌 2
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Looking like my car has bit the dust. I will be utilizing a different form of transportation in the interim; one that will hopefully get me exercising more, as well as just being more ethical.

08.03.2026 22:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today's 2nd & Charles haul.

07.03.2026 06:23 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Right? I mean, it's Wednesday. There's no excuse

04.03.2026 10:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?

28.02.2026 06:42 👍 3631 🔁 706 💬 122 📌 20

Jesus fucking Christ.

28.02.2026 10:32 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

28.02.2026 09:32 👍 3282 🔁 537 💬 16 📌 3

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

28.02.2026 07:22 👍 4763 🔁 1052 💬 53 📌 6

I would personally bankroll Boll's next video game adaptation to see that happen.

28.02.2026 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone needs to explain to him that there's only room for one Uwe Boll in this industry.

28.02.2026 03:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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27.02.2026 15:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

WHAT IN THE FUCK

27.02.2026 15:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Rio Police Chief & Congressman Convicted in Assassination of Socialist Rio Councilwoman Marielle Franco The court found that the former Chief of Rio de Janeiro Civil Police Rivaldo Barbosa, Brazilian Congressman Chiquinho Brazão, and his brother, Rio State Auditor General Domingos Brazão, were responsib...

"Today, the Brazilian Supreme Court announced that they had convicted the masterminds behind the assassination of socialist Rio de Janeiro City Councilwoman Marielle Franco guilty on all counts."

massive news in Brazil today, writeup by @mikeelk.bsky.social

paydayreport.com/rio-police-c...

25.02.2026 17:51 👍 2044 🔁 726 💬 21 📌 59

Things I've said today: "i don't think getting pegged would fix kirk cameron but it certainly might improve him"

25.02.2026 22:45 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

for some reason the left (goldman sachs) refuses to take AI seriously

24.02.2026 04:40 👍 5254 🔁 923 💬 50 📌 13

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

21.02.2026 16:36 👍 10589 🔁 1161 💬 238 📌 64

With all my being, yes.

22.02.2026 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stay safe, bud. Cheers

22.02.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sometimes, I go out and do things.

22.02.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything is bullshit.

22.02.2026 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love it when a ton of different lights on my dashboard light up at the same time and tell me to go fuck myself.

22.02.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAA

21.02.2026 14:52 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Couldn't sleep last night, so I worked on and(mostly) finished a song about viruses and fascism, and how they're pretty much the same thing.

I also went out of my way to sound as much like the Lawrence Arms as I could. So, if that's anyone's bag

21.02.2026 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's always been my philosophy, anyway

21.02.2026 10:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.02.2026 05:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

19.02.2026 16:43 👍 11154 🔁 2753 💬 178 📌 56

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

19.02.2026 15:58 👍 6459 🔁 1900 💬 146 📌 47