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@skymoo

fencing, artisanal, truckles

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The Eyeties….they’ve waited over 80 years for *this*

11.03.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Map of the Middle East. Every country except Yemen is labelled. It’s there, just below Saudi and to the left of Oman…

Map of the Middle East. Every country except Yemen is labelled. It’s there, just below Saudi and to the left of Oman…

You can’t beat The Guardian for having an article about Iranian proxies, copiously mentioning the Houthis, then forgetting to label Yemen on a map of the Middle East

11.03.2026 09:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Tbh, it looks like he was left with two opposable thumbs

10.03.2026 12:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Paolozzi mural in Redditch shopping centre awarded Grade II listing

Paolozzi mural in Redditch shopping centre awarded Grade II listing

05.03.2026 20:05 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Have no idea who she is but went on a deep dive about her first name. Her partner is Harry Treadaway so there’s always the possibility that she could be named akin to British Rail promotional literature. If she so wanted…

10.03.2026 06:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s L. Inner Demons, akin to L. Ron Hubbard

09.03.2026 23:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

09.03.2026 12:44 👍 2363 🔁 697 💬 62 📌 178

Mr and Mrs Fibre Communications were ever so proud

09.03.2026 23:16 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Funny thing, as I nearly believed you because someone I follow on the other site has been hacked and they’ve started spouting *plausible* crypto shite.
But yes, we need to strap in as buckets of it are going to be thrown our way in the future

09.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today may be the day when this place starts to go down the shitter.
Didn’t realise Threads has x10 the followers though

09.03.2026 19:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, they’re not great. Had a close shave with some of their fans in the 80s

09.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Telibarb and Robbie Williams,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

09.03.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

8/10

atom Sweden

08.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need to be saved from myself. Just spent about 45 mins researching splatter guards. Those things that stop your walls getting covered in grease

Never a dull moment 🙄

08.03.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t ITVx BritBox+loads of other stuff ( I’m slow to this) for a fiver a month?

06.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Beefheart, also a Captain, was notorious for similar and perhaps worse offences. The title‘s a giveaway.

Just checked in on Captain and Tenile. No scandal there except Captain’s real surname is Dragon…

06.03.2026 10:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Lake

05.03.2026 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thought you’d be more of an REO Speedwagonwheel man tbh

05.03.2026 20:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Titika Rotkjaer

05.03.2026 11:00 👍 54 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t realise that Huw Edwards translated into English is ‘Enoch Powell’

05.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ach, poor Britney; the music industry just fucks you up. Hope she gets better soon.

Not particularly a fan. Wouldn’t want to walk in her shoes, so to speak

05.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Giacometti Man meets…

04.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wondering if the number of drones that Iran has might give fright to them. But we’ll see

04.03.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seem to remember there was just a speaker and a vent ( probably not the right term). Did you put the sub-woofer in the vent of is it facing down at the bottom?

04.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blimey, you kept the Klangers. Nice!

04.03.2026 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An inquiry spokesperson said five of the remaining reports would be
published this year and three in the first half of 2027. "Only a fraction of the
billions spent during the Covid-19 pandemic needs to be saved next time for
this inquiry to have been worth it," they said.

An inquiry spokesperson said five of the remaining reports would be published this year and three in the first half of 2027. "Only a fraction of the billions spent during the Covid-19 pandemic needs to be saved next time for this inquiry to have been worth it," they said.

As the COVID inquiry ends at a cost of over £200m, a pertinent comment. If The Arseholes get in, they’ll need to be held to account *before* another pandemic strikes.
Am wondering what the recommendations will be, tbh

04.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The White Bear pub more or less across the road I seem to remember, a decent place to fall into

04.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cover of Get Ahead of Being Dead, Your Handy Planner for the End of Life by Evie King. Red flowers surround the text, living at the top, wilting in the middle, dying at the bottom. Quote from Richard Herring at top. Don't buy this book if you're already dead, it's too late.

Cover of Get Ahead of Being Dead, Your Handy Planner for the End of Life by Evie King. Red flowers surround the text, living at the top, wilting in the middle, dying at the bottom. Quote from Richard Herring at top. Don't buy this book if you're already dead, it's too late.

🚨Cover reveal🚨

04.03.2026 10:52 👍 177 🔁 34 💬 11 📌 1

Yes, I did notice the extreme cold. Couldn’t do that myself #tipshat (that’s Tips Hat)

03.03.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0