your idiot friend

And this is how I find out? wow

and just in time to enjoy the last few hours of our false spring!

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

a priest so progressive he's got he/hymn in bio

it's still fucking nice out

One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

There's also the fact that Rowling has been fairly explicit that the money she earns through Harry Potter she's putting into anti-trans lobbying efforts.

There's a difference, IMHO, between an artist with a shitty private life, and an artist using their money to fund regressive social change.

(also congrats!)

so when space mops?

finally your account lives up to its name

mmmhm still no

tierney no

release more epstein files to distract from Iran to distract from the epstein files to distract from Venezuela to distract from the epstein files to distract from Minneapolis with aggressive to distract from the epstein files to distract from…

✅✅ marinated laundry

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

They would be so mad at you right now if they could read

my world is unravelling

oh fuck is that what Grape-Nuts were!?!?

are there... balls-free cereals like watermelons? or do you have to mechanically separate the balls?

*enters the faraday cage room, unwraps and turns on a fresh laptop, opens tor to duckduckgo* when did cereal lose its balls, which cereals used to have balls, when i ate cereal as a kid was i eating balls, where did the balls go

”you’re back early”
[grabs gun] “cereal got its balls back”

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

yeahhh i started reading him because... not to put too fine a point on it but "know your enemy" and boy howdy is he the master of using 100,000 words when 500 would have sufficed.

And my axe

this was me until 5 minutes ago

WTF are we doing

hahaha not me reading this while my partner is still in bed jfc…

art of the deal, baby

Matt Bruenig built a claude skill that tempts people to waive attorney client privilege in anything they write to it

for folks who are active on x, threads, etc and feel bad about it bc of its stewards but have a hard time letting go: sometimes your behaviors overpower your values online because tech companies hire psychologists & sociologists to come up with ways to put you in that position

Taxidermy stripper squirrel on a pole

Girl, where’d you get those shoes?