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Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.

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“Yadier Molina actually sucks?”
“Always has.”

14.03.2026 22:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah better luck never, Yadi. Enjoy slithering back to the foul pit that spawned you.

14.03.2026 22:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You would hope one or both [of Molina and Pujols] would get a chance to manage in the major leagues.“

I would? I would hope that? I, me, personally, would hope that happens?

14.03.2026 22:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There isn’t a single commercial to have played regularly during this tournament that does not involve brain worms to some degree

14.03.2026 21:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

god damn idiot fans, forever and always. People just tripping over themselves for attention because we’ve hammered home the notion that any attention is good attention.

14.03.2026 20:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like Maldonado’s catching gear

14.03.2026 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no thanks, I’ll opt out

14.03.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t have a horse in the PR/Italy race until I remembered who was managing PR.

14.03.2026 19:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know who insisted J.J. McCarthy is better than Caleb Williams is now putting on clown makeup and hitting "order" on a Kyler Murray Vikings jersey

14.03.2026 05:13 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

All that talk from Team Canada about “avenging the silver metal.“ Turns out they couldn’t even manage that.

14.03.2026 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that’s former major league catcher Sal Fasano

12.03.2026 01:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mark DeRosa owes Team Italy a real nice cookie basket.

12.03.2026 01:08 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

not my clowns not my circus

11.03.2026 14:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wild how he’s managed a team of big name MLB stars twice now but no one seems to have any interest in giving him an MLB job

11.03.2026 14:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep saying that you cannot allow Mets or Brewers anywhere near the bright lights but no one ever listens to me

11.03.2026 04:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is entirely the fault of the Met who started (and lost) the game

11.03.2026 04:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I SAID

11.03.2026 04:12 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IN THE LAND OF ISRAEL, BEFORE THE BIBLE

11.03.2026 04:07 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Clayton Kershaw is loosening in the Team USA bullpen"

sorry to hear that

11.03.2026 03:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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change the jerseys you cowards

11.03.2026 03:36 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

GOD DAMN YES PCA

11.03.2026 03:27 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this kinda sucks, great work USA

11.03.2026 03:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yar, bro is very apt

11.03.2026 02:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Baltimore backed out of the trade because they realized it's not a typo, he really does spell his name Maxx and they decided that was more insufferable than they could handle

11.03.2026 01:41 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

a Mets pitcher is getting shelled on a big stage

11.03.2026 01:33 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the ol’ Skilling special

11.03.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quoth the Ravens, “no deal”

11.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sir that is a Poppler

10.03.2026 17:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good god

10.03.2026 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enron Minute Maid Daikon Radish Ballpark is visually uninteresting. WBC games should be played at Wrigley.

10.03.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0