Prophet JWally

Deposit-Sanford New York Burn Barrel Bonus!?

"NOSE BACON*"

Not Pollute-ing Season!? Tell BC Deputy yer cookin out
(They're in on the gag)

So, If Johnny Law paid to enforce laws
But fail to do so
Could be mistaken for 18 U.S.C. § 371

#NY19 's MAGA-Land

*from ordinary buggers

In a related News story; Trump New EO requires re-name:
"Blow-Job" to be 'Suck-Job'

Ditto

Learned years later lyrics kinda creepy
(F Gm C 1st clue)

1966 Elementary School Sock-Hop Tunes Turn Sixty (60)

LG Hanscom, Bedford, Massachusetts dancers
Loved The Capitols "Cool Jerk"

Sadly JWally had no moves until '68 (Houston's Archie Bell &
Drells 'Tighten Up)

1st Slow Dance Boner 'Cherish' The Association

Which girls would do the Hanky Panky!?

No shit Sherlock!? FYI 28,245 folks of Iranian Ancestry
Live in New York State*

Texas has Seven (7) USAF Bases
Big-ly Border

*36% of Kings Point, NY

Turning Point USA Fart-Sniffing Contest Judge EKirk
Appointed* to USAF Academy Board of Visitors (?)

Erika will advise Pentagon on how to bring Charlie's
Fucked-Up Shit to America's Flyboys

No, Really that IS the Mission

*By Contest Winner

Ding-Dong Donny Scores YUGE Shoe Deal!?

Whitehouse Staff scurry-s to replace Flunky-Minions'
Nasty Shoes* (Cabinet footwear Enraged Mad King)

Fashionista Fascist
Gave Epstein Victim shit over 'tomboy look'
After Pedolf
Pedo-ed 13yr old

Predict: Nuclear Armageddon

*Trump mocks Rubio's tiny feet

👏👏👏👏👏💪💪💪📢📢📢

Barron William Trump Enlisted In USA Marines!?

No, that was Hanoi Hilton POW late Sen John McCain's son
(Việt Nam hero*'s other boy joined USNavy)

*Seventeen (17) Military Medals Earned

#DraftBarron

Iranian Sleeper Cell Prediction: 'Moses' Mike's Louisiana
Mega-MAGA Trump-State More Likely Target

Barksdale Air Force Base B-52s
Or
Focus on horny pilot wives looking for BBC* on Dating Sites
(82nd Airborne spouses next!?)

*British Broadcasting Corp a fine source for World News

All Americans need to be ashamed

The time will come when your children are ashamed of you

@youranoncentral.bsky.social

Exactly
&
Tomahawk Launched from Ukraine Would Have Destroyed
Russian Drone Factory manufacturing the Shahed‑136

(Which killed 6 US GIs in triple-wide trailer
USNavy 5th Fleet Headquarters, Bahrain)

"He's lying!"* - AZ Blue

Minutes After USA-Israeli Attacks, Iran Bombs Kids
According to Smelly Orange-Hitler on AF-1:

“No, in my opinion, based on what I’ve seen, that was done by Iran,” Trump said

*Proudly

Who Sold American BMG-109 Tomahawks to Iran!? (nobody)

Video of USTomahawk Missile Striking Tehran Girl School
Not Proof according to Planet's Bigly-est Liar*

“Whether it’s Iran or somebody else; a Tomahawk is very generic, “sold and used by other countries”
Iran “also has some Tomahawks.” - *DJT

Latest Epstein Deflection - Caravans of Zombie War Dead!?

American Soldiers Killed By Roadside Bombs in Iraq
Walking the Earth says Fascist Pedo-Loon

"All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now,
Walking around with no legs, no arms," - Donald J Trump

"What are Nukes For If We Can’t Use Them?" DJT
(re: Hurricane Dorian)

USA Sends 'Doomsday Plane' to escalate WWIII
Boeing A6B Mercury is an Air Command Center to Direct
Nuclear Attack Submarines

For more classified info on secret jet
Ask any bartender near Tinker ABF

Predict Trump looks at flash

MarkyWayne (cowering coup coward) Mullin VS JWally (locked steel cage match)

Left-off Pedo's Birthday Rumble on Whitehouse Lawn Poster

Bummer

#Epstein War Takes YUGE Toll on DJTCabinet

State Secy Rubio's Eyes looking "High
High as Johnny Thunders
In the land that time forgot"!? - Chuck Prophet

Predict: Pedolf hit a nerve
'Little Marco'
Kompromat
Blackmail
Cuba's Governor-ship promise

Hervé Villechaize born Nazi-Occupied France Reacts:

Dignified Transfer MAGA-Style

"Who's Ready To Sell Some Fucking Un-Sold Campaign Merch!?" - Neo-Con Donny

(Same Cargo Vans Deliver Penelope's doggie treats)

Predict:
Gonna need bigger casket-carriers
Maybe some China trademarked IvankaTrump coffins too

"Not Killing Babies" -MarkWayne - May '13 Tornado Flattens Oklahoma elementary school ("Tornado Alley")
Kills Seven (7) children

Asked why building lacked a storm cellar as in
Wizard of Oz, town official said: "Ground's too hoard*"

Oil Fracking-Quake Clusters brought in to break up soil!?

*hard

Iran Captured* American GIs Fighting Illegal Holy-War
(They'll be fine)

As rain falls black with oil
Hospitals bombed
Schools Hellfire-ed
Desalinization Plants destroyed
War!?

*Pentagon refuses to verify multiple reliable media reports

Ancient Arabic Torture Device
Sure-ly improvements been made

And they're still falling for the grift.

This Just In CORRECTION America in arrears $1.6 Trillion

US Treasury's Bessent Asks for another $1.5 Billion
To cover Tariff Disaster
Fund Holy War in Middle East
FBI overtime to redact Pedo-Don from #Epstein Armageddon

#Woke -n-Toke #NY19 Catskill Mtns

Legal-Weed Cultivar:
"Chopped Cheese"* 28%THC Indica ($100/oz +tax at NewYork State Legal Marijuana store in Westchester County)
French Roast
Mini-Poodle

*Trout Camp 197 miles from Brooklyn's Best (Habib 1 Deli)
Road-Trip!?

Trump Brand Promotion Steals-The-Show At Dover AFB
US GI KIA Arrival as Draft-Dodger* wears Campaign Hat Merchandise
(Brings plenty o'media
Yuge success many hats sold?)

*USA-Việt Nam War

Iranian Satellite Proves 21 GIs Killed (5th Fleet Base Bahrain)!?

Are ghosts of Dead American Sailors haunting family
Waiting for loved ones to know their Fate?

No.

Dead Soldiers bad for Operation 'Throbbing Fury' Image

War-Zone Media reports USNavy ships also struck

USA Military all Criminals

WWIII Today Pentagon refuses to release a Genuine Terror
Threat by Iranian Death Squads to Americans on USA Soil*

Trump did want to erode MAGA support for WAR
'not worried I always have protection' - pOTUS

Middle-East reporting US military dead may be as high
As 500 dead

*'Homeland' too Fascist

Booger* Stealing Creep

*Oklahoma's Favorite Calorie-Free Snack!?