PROJECT HAIL MARY is pure popcorn cinema — spectacular and moving, even if it’s clear that it doesn’t really care about the science that made its source material a hit. But who cares when you have Best Boy Rocky?? www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
some day someone's going to pull a 7 inch linux netbook out of one of those and kill me instantly with a cyberpunk nethack. until that day i will scorn the tiny backpack. get serious
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
making sure I'm only listening to the most recent Beatles remasters on youtube (2019, not that 2009 shit)
Gwyneth Paltrow as a tantalizingly unavailable blonde in THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS.
Vote Wes Anderson: blankcheckpod.com/march-madness
In the airport lounge, doing my pre-flight “edging”. It’s me drinking as much coffee as I can before I no longer have access to a nice bathroom
bsky.app/profile/juan...
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ME: (typing on a computer) Here’s that report you were asking for! I’m around all day if you have any questions! Thanks!
ME: (typing on my phone) Rivers Cum-o from the band Jeezer
i now have 43M reasons to work on Bluesky every day
Leon wheels #RE9
Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO.
More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
a tyrannosaurus rex drumstick would fix me 🍗
There's not going to be a draft you stupid slut.
me to the terrified teens on tiktok
Screengrab from GITS:SAC S1 E2, Tachikoma with dozens of bullet holes in it, smashed up, on the ground, expanding puddle of oil underneath it. Subtitle "I'm fine."
tfw you're fine
We can just do things
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
I can excuse a nearly endless list of atrocities but I draw the line at $5 gas
the median voter
Blacksky's app view source code has been released publicly here.
Umbrella are thrilled to announce that we're in the final stages of our new MEMENTO 4K restoration which we will premiere in a Collector's Edition soon!
unrelated but this is finally coming out on 4k
Oh, is a gaspricesball happening?
That big scary survey about Gen Z men being more regressive than Boomers is so flawed. An image of young men is being manufactured in the media and we should be very concerned about that.
Why do pollsters keep doing this???
#ScottPilgrimEX is 100% funded, developed and published by @tributegames.com. Ubisoft isn't and never was involved. There's no Uplay required. When you buy Scott Pilgrim EX, you help Tribute Games make more cool games! Thank you for your support!
Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart 🙄
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me
Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.
It's stiff competition, but Nellie Bowles may actually be the most evil, vapid person to work at her wife's stupid website:
real
shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor
chotiner: sure. go on
