doskel

hoooooooly shit fcc ULS is so busted right now

I don't use ai not because I care but because there's an artisan level of fucked shit that makes my servers usable for me and nothing else in the world could match it

1 week until I convert all my clocks to .beat internet time and never look back

"Excel is the world's only successful functional programming language"

uh. idk i remember rolls being notated similarly to normal notes? but also normal hits had the time between them denoted using fractional notes so i think drums are just evil and should be burned

shit
every time I'd seen them around they were lovely. i had no idea they were gone. my condolences to you, and my appreciation to her for all she's done.

me when i divide wrong at the start of a problem and then spend all of my allowed answers to the question on trying random bullshit

i feel so GLORNGLE!

IT'S FUCKING GREEN TMIE

also, subscriptions. soooo many subscriptions for stupid little tweaks. which i genuinely don't tolerate because when i don't update for too long my applications that run locally should not break. could probably crack them without too many horrors, but just.... eh. [2/2]

i really like the look of the apple ecosystem but it's built on people making tools as a livelihood which means they're usually very high quality but they also cost money that i would have already spent on the computer [1/2]

float http_port = 8079.54

a list of NICs with their mac addresses and IPs in valid json

the worst shell script abuse you have ever seen. simply looking at it nearly gives me a brain aneurysm. it has a ))))]}} in it. multiple times.

tragically for the "tolerable scripting" community this does work

this may be worse than the one-liner i made to find a discord channel, delete it, and recreate it, using the api, head, tail, and grep

maybe i should've used python. the language i actually know.

$(echo $(echo $(ip addr show $i | grep "inet " | awk -F ' ' '{print "\"" $2 "\"" }' | tr '\n' ',') | head -c$(($(echo $(ip addr show $i | grep "inet " | awk -F ' ' '{prin
t "\"" $2 "\"" }' | tr '\n' ',') | wc -c) - 2))))

"hey make sure you set the config file to use the PSK not the passphrase"
(sets the psk)
(doesn't connect)
(types password into utility)
(utility sets passphrase)

Linux!

i loooooove teaching linux about wireless networks declaratively. i looooove trying to figure out why iwd just doesn't connect to my network. so cool.

a transfer speed chart that's just Mountains of it jumping up and down

can we ban flash drive manufacturers from using cache

y'all moving to irc or xmpp or whatever. me and gang moving to mailing lists. shitposting mail transfer protocol. dovecot carrying our hangout plans. sendmailing our trash talking.

zfs will not save me because that requires me to not only set it up but to remember to take snapshots, which will occur just as often as backups run (three times before i stop the service and it never runs again)

3 teabag kinda morning

time change being on a Sunday should be a crime why do i have to become nonfunctional on the first day of the week

thanks for the advice! just wiped my Linux ssd and installed another copy of windows 11 home with all telemetry enabled

what's the windows meta these days

what is the default windows loadout y'all use. i mean like useful programs or tools, classic shell, windirstat, handbrake, that sort

according to British Youtube Man, this is basically a joke, and he provisioned it the same as with 2016 and it was fine

what the FUCK do you mean exchange "requires" 128gb of ram to be a mail server. what is microsoft DOING.

still genuinely don't understand what windows spends all its time doing. how does it spend so long configuring a domain controller. what makes it take 10 minutes to configure an exchange organization. what is it Doing in there.

does anyone know where i could find a license key for exchange 2019. or some other way to activate it. massgrave doesn't seem to have anything.

a galaxy s9+ in a sink full of water running Call of Duty Mobile. an xbox controller is visible in the foreground connected to the phone.