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@uncle6.org

Amicos ubique habeo “the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw @ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;] 躺平

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Oh is it Nerding Man already?

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

starring Billy Dee Williams reprising the role

11.03.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 18914 🔁 5152 💬 174 📌 324

Always so troubling when a dog smokes @aeka.bsky.social

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bay Area specifically, where you can have a 25 degrees delta on opposite sides of San Francisco on a foggy summer day

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“And you want to be my artificial intelligence??”

11.03.2026 14:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not here, here it’s “if you don’t like the weather get in the car and drive five miles”

11.03.2026 14:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BAY

BEE

SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

11.03.2026 05:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If we don’t take it seriously, we deserve to lose to those who do. Same deal as basketball tbh

11.03.2026 04:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean if we’re keeping it a cent

11.03.2026 03:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MY SPIRIT DOGGO

11.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

…I’m listening (depends on the smoke factor)

11.03.2026 03:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think I ever saw them on MTV other than the Lick It Up reveal

11.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A pint of Guinness, in its appropriate glass, might be the most aesthetically perfect beverage humanity has innovated.

11.03.2026 03:27 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I cannot overstate how much this administration assumed anything anyone did before them was wrong and are reinventing the wheel constantly.

They're made up of the same idiots in Silicon Valley who made the juicer for squeezing Capri Suns.

11.03.2026 03:21 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A Chevron station where the base price is 5.89/gal

A Chevron station where the base price is 5.89/gal

This is my second-nearest station (the nearest is 60 cents cheaper. It’s crazy around here)

11.03.2026 03:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KISS is only good because of Vince Gill’s story about opening for them

11.03.2026 03:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Got Coke Zero?”

“Nah. We got Diet Coke”

“Hell no, that’s what that orange bag of shit drinks”

“My man” (pound)

I love California

11.03.2026 03:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two urinals made out of kegs

Two urinals made out of kegs

Found where your pub gets its lager

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Well not with THAT attitude

11.03.2026 02:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s like a funeral at Sliders and Polock Johnny’s right now

11.03.2026 02:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

STOP SNITCHIN BONES

11.03.2026 02:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NASL NY Cosmos ass lookin scoreboard

11.03.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right, well done yourself 🫡

11.03.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

are familiar with the Tim Tam Slam? Apparently you are meant to bite off opposing corners and then suck your coffee through them

11.03.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HIBACHI! 🔥

11.03.2026 02:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maypop Jordan

11.03.2026 02:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My first year in the DMV was the first season of the Wizards and despite being in awe of living somewhere with an NBA team, I never latched on

My self-preservation instincts were STRONG

11.03.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is a new #1 on the Bam charts, ahead of Margera and Bam Bigelow and Bam Rubble

11.03.2026 02:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they’re pretty good at [REDACTING] themselves

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0