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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter. Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands. Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social

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Just this really.

11.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh? You recently said young people already pay through the nose into the NHS in the form of sky high tuition fees and criminal interest rates on their student loans. Now you are telling me they pay for our NHS in the form of lost jobs for them as well? And didn't Brexit pay for the NHS anyway?

11.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And Trump just decided to waive sanctions on Russian oil after a "very good phone call" with Putin. What a lucky boy Putin is. This will save the Russian economy.

11.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be a hangman's tree.

11.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nigel Farage says Iran β€˜bigger danger than Putin’ in New Statesman interview Reform UK leader supported US war on Iran from start, but is now being accused of a U-turn

"Their skin is brown! And they are Muslim! That makes them FAR more dangerous to our women and children than Putin and his nukes and etcetera!"

11.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage .
11.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles ALT: a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles

But what if the stoat is a foxy stoat? Seeking a pig?

11.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh deer... This is a boaring take I considered squirreling away, but I think this otter nonsense is something she should be badgered about relentlessly until she quails and starts looking to weasel out of interviews, knowing she can't outfox the approaching journalist.

Er... Stoat.

11.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

"I was SO shocked about how Mandelson deceived me - lied to me even, repeatedly - that I decided to give him a Β£70,000 severance payment."

Hm.

11.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Read this article. Every single world of it. Read it!!!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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via Owen Jones

11.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

She is utterly useless. And long may she remain so.

11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty accurate timeline...

11.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Never mind, I just read it 😬

11.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Sure, you can repair your relationship with President DJT. But it is going to cost you!"

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is going on this time, Stu?

11.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HMS Dragon finally departs for Cyprus as ex-Navy chief slams slow response HMS Dragon had been in dock in Portsmouth as France, Italy, Spain and the Netherlands sent naval assets to the Mediterranean

Read more about it here.

Anyway, who else but the Brits and their special relationship will be able to share the intelligence they didn't receive either from Trump about when and where the US would attack with the EU!

2/2

11.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No no no, the EU is dependent on the UK for its security. As proven just now when Cyprus, under attack because it has a UK military base, had to rely on the * checks notes * "opportunistic" French sending their frigate Languedoc to help defend it, and a whole taskforce on top.

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11.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Let's remember and honour these brave marters who sacrificed themselves for blue passports and bendy bananas!

11.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still, the hereditary peers are far less of a problem than the absolute corrupt and incompetent dross recent prime ministers, including the current one, have filled the HoL with. That needs to be stopped next.

11.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The best defence is attack, hahahaha"

11.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜We can’t go back’: mother of six-year-old cancer survivor fears UK visa changes Woman, from Togo, faces uncertain wait for indefinite leave to remain because of changes coming into force next month

World leading generous, fair and welcoming latest.

11.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein had two key aides - so why do they still control his money and secrets? Richard Kahn and Darren Indyke administer Epstein’s estate - court filings allege complicity in his crimes.

Jeffrey Epstein had two key aides - why do they still control his money and secrets?

One β€œdisappearedβ€œ the contents of a safe but later said he handed it over to the FBI

But they’ve now been called to give evidence to the congressional committee

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

11.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 5537 πŸ” 2022 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 51
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War on Truth

11.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

We all know their was only one plan behind the Iran War. Create a distraction from the Epstein files.

11.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating thread from a US senator.

Interesting that as he cannot say anything which was briefed and classified, he lists what was not briefed.

Clever.

11.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

They seem to have plenty of time to introduce new policies that will not work and create even bigger black holes in government finances according to actual experts πŸ‘

11.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My two party system, it is very sick.

11.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0