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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter. Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands. Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social

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Trump skips latest dignified transfer of Iran war dead Trump was pictured wearing his own campaign merch, a white “USA” baseball hat, to the dignified transfer of the first U.S. soldiers killed in the war

Maybe if they start playing this song at the dignified transfers, Trump will attend them again?

He could wear a war bonnet instead of that crap white cap!

🎼 Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said 🎼
🎼 Young man, pick yourself off the ground 🎼

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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If his brain were mush it would be an improvement

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You and I and cartoonists everywhere can see it all so clearly

Not just this A.I. issue

But the people in power are either blind, have glaucoma, are just plain wilfully ignorant, corrupt, or deliberately heartless

Or, like Sgt. Schultz

“I see NOTHING, nothing”

11.03.2026 22:12 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Never watched that, so wouldn't know. But I do know it is indeed very weird

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Denmark strikes back.

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That is funny. Apparently he's got a thing ordering bikinis for Ivanka. But there he guesses her size is always smaller, and orders and make her wear this.

11.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh. My. God.

This..... Is real???

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Anti-migrant protesters target Coronation Street legend’s old home over false rumours Protesters gathered after false claims that the house was set to become a home for migrants

Just look at that picture. It looks like the residents of the local care home walked out to protest against migrants.

Fools. If they aren't in a care home yet, they soon will be. And then they better hope there still are some migrants to care for them there.

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Just this really.

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Huh? You recently said young people already pay through the nose into the NHS in the form of sky high tuition fees and criminal interest rates on their student loans. Now you are telling me they pay for our NHS in the form of lost jobs for them as well? And didn't Brexit pay for the NHS anyway?

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And Trump just decided to waive sanctions on Russian oil after a "very good phone call" with Putin. What a lucky boy Putin is. This will save the Russian economy.

11.03.2026 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Must be a hangman's tree.

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Nigel Farage says Iran ‘bigger danger than Putin’ in New Statesman interview Reform UK leader supported US war on Iran from start, but is now being accused of a U-turn

"Their skin is brown! And they are Muslim! That makes them FAR more dangerous to our women and children than Putin and his nukes and etcetera!"

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a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage .
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a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles ALT: a man with long hair and a white shirt and tie smiles

But what if the stoat is a foxy stoat? Seeking a pig?

11.03.2026 14:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh deer... This is a boaring take I considered squirreling away, but I think this otter nonsense is something she should be badgered about relentlessly until she quails and starts looking to weasel out of interviews, knowing she can't outfox the approaching journalist.

Er... Stoat.

11.03.2026 13:56 👍 151 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 0

"I was SO shocked about how Mandelson deceived me - lied to me even, repeatedly - that I decided to give him a £70,000 severance payment."

Hm.

11.03.2026 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Read this article. Every single world of it. Read it!!!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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via Owen Jones

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She is utterly useless. And long may she remain so.

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Pretty accurate timeline...

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Never mind, I just read it 😬

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"Sure, you can repair your relationship with President DJT. But it is going to cost you!"

11.03.2026 12:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is going on this time, Stu?

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HMS Dragon finally departs for Cyprus as ex-Navy chief slams slow response HMS Dragon had been in dock in Portsmouth as France, Italy, Spain and the Netherlands sent naval assets to the Mediterranean

Read more about it here.

Anyway, who else but the Brits and their special relationship will be able to share the intelligence they didn't receive either from Trump about when and where the US would attack with the EU!

2/2

11.03.2026 10:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No no no, the EU is dependent on the UK for its security. As proven just now when Cyprus, under attack because it has a UK military base, had to rely on the * checks notes * "opportunistic" French sending their frigate Languedoc to help defend it, and a whole taskforce on top.

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11.03.2026 10:47 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1

Let's remember and honour these brave marters who sacrificed themselves for blue passports and bendy bananas!

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Still, the hereditary peers are far less of a problem than the absolute corrupt and incompetent dross recent prime ministers, including the current one, have filled the HoL with. That needs to be stopped next.

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