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My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“

I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.

13.03.2026 02:32 👍 1484 🔁 205 💬 13 📌 7

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

12.03.2026 22:14 👍 3883 🔁 1198 💬 95 📌 20

The position “American shuls are presumed valid targets unless they proactively disavow Israel” is as wrong as “American Muslims need to proactively disavow Islamist violence to be considered good, loyal Americans.” Both are racist, and both are wrong.

13.03.2026 03:53 👍 812 🔁 147 💬 9 📌 5

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.

13.03.2026 02:46 👍 1066 🔁 359 💬 9 📌 0

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

13.03.2026 00:58 👍 1236 🔁 315 💬 19 📌 8

The phrase "Crypto.com Arena" depresses me to my very bones.

13.03.2026 04:53 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Watch this video.

This is the start of the MAGA Nuremberg tribunals.

We will put Nathan Cavanaugh on trial for breaking the law, and we will put him in prison for a long time. It’s the only way to prevent this from happening again and restore rule of law.

08.03.2026 15:53 👍 943 🔁 230 💬 20 📌 10

we should have a second country called Big America, and it shouldn’t have problems

13.03.2026 03:08 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

the based memers running these accounts are going to start to get very sweaty and greasy around November

12.03.2026 14:06 👍 149 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0
13.03.2026 02:49 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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///BREAKING/// Federal prosecutors in Chicago have moved to drop charges against two of the "Broadview Six" protesters -- Catherine Sharp and Joselyn Walsh -- accused of conspiring to damage an ICE agent's vehicle last fall.

12.03.2026 21:33 👍 137 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 7

Honestly hard to know which second of the 30 or so after he returns that I would pick as “the absolute weirdest second I’ve seen of a Trump official (aside from Trump) on camera,” but at least five of these seconds are in the top 10.

13.03.2026 02:47 👍 866 🔁 207 💬 61 📌 15
green and blue tinted meme with text reading "An old man took his phone to a repair shop, Repairer asks 'u got dat new iphone?' Old Man with tears in his eyes said: Iknow it even got an app to destroy all opps"

green and blue tinted meme with text reading "An old man took his phone to a repair shop, Repairer asks 'u got dat new iphone?' Old Man with tears in his eyes said: Iknow it even got an app to destroy all opps"

13.03.2026 02:48 👍 159 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 0

What fresh Hell

13.03.2026 02:25 👍 880 🔁 70 💬 101 📌 5

Republicans, when talking about war and absolutely nothing else.

13.03.2026 02:07 👍 794 🔁 144 💬 11 📌 4

@roryblank.bsky.social out there still saving lives.

12.03.2026 23:11 👍 239 🔁 107 💬 5 📌 2

build a trebuchet and launch the oil across what is so hard about that

12.03.2026 22:43 👍 243 🔁 24 💬 13 📌 0

Respectfully, eat shit. Those kids were expelled, arrested, and targeted relentlessly by their school administrations with the specific goal of preventing further protest. Eighteen year old kids were held down and maced by campus security, hit point blank with tear gas canisters by riot cops.

12.03.2026 18:32 👍 4635 🔁 953 💬 4 📌 29

They had to sign papers saying they'd never protest again to avoid expulsion.

12.03.2026 22:49 👍 167 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 2
"If we don't move as quickly as other countries on economic adoption of this, then I think we will lose the advantage that we have from being the economic powerhouse that we are," he said. "And this is about how quickly companies adopt it. This is about how quickly our scientists adopt this, how quickly our government adopts it."

"If we don't move as quickly as other countries on economic adoption of this, then I think we will lose the advantage that we have from being the economic powerhouse that we are," he said. "And this is about how quickly companies adopt it. This is about how quickly our scientists adopt this, how quickly our government adopts it."

"everyone should buy my product," says salesman, news at 11

12.03.2026 23:09 👍 76 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1
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Sam Altman says AI isn't very popular in the US right now, with people blaming it for layoffs Recent polling shows the American people are souring on OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's industry.

Altman loves this faux-humility thing where he pretends he's not central to the problem

12.03.2026 23:07 👍 155 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 1

Rush Limbaugh is dead
Henry Kissinger too
And one day we'll add
Trump and Netanyahu

12.03.2026 22:57 👍 721 🔁 102 💬 38 📌 3

He actually sounds like a person whose brain has been flattered into a sycophantic state of self-obsessed rot by an LLM.

12.03.2026 22:04 👍 72 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 0
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Surely this is just rumour?

www.ft.com/content/8236... US intervention in oil futures would be ‘biblical disaster’, CME warns

12.03.2026 22:49 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.

12.03.2026 22:25 👍 3351 🔁 1062 💬 16 📌 16
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

12.03.2026 14:42 👍 4528 🔁 841 💬 54 📌 45
This is excellent, especially the point below. As I’ve written before, I think it’s desperately important for the left and liberals to rehabilitate the idea of human nature and not reflexively eye roll at accumulated, traditional human wisdom as if it’s all mere superstition.

This is excellent, especially the point below. As I’ve written before, I think it’s desperately important for the left and liberals to rehabilitate the idea of human nature and not reflexively eye roll at accumulated, traditional human wisdom as if it’s all mere superstition.

This is the kind of talk that makes me worried about the "new progressive" era.
"traditional human wisdom" = dude thots
"legislating vice" = criminalizing women

12.03.2026 20:34 👍 69 🔁 14 💬 11 📌 0

The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.

They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

12.03.2026 20:01 👍 7733 🔁 1768 💬 420 📌 156
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

12.03.2026 18:05 👍 8824 🔁 1327 💬 206 📌 115

Been saying for literal years: They just want to have slaves without getting arrested.

12.03.2026 20:21 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0