(to be fair it was 2005 we didn't have words like "agender" lying around so teach pitched me on Ariel by saying they were "a strange and mysterious third gender" which. lol. lm-fuckinf-ao
my birth name was Evan and I have never hated it, and honestly if Evan Rachel Wood had been active when I was trying to find a name I probably would have kept it.
which would have led to everyone now thinking it was short for Evangelion or smth
it was 2005 and my English teacher was trying to convince me to use Ariel (after the agender spirit from The Tempest) and I was like "I'm not agender" so I chose Erin. which blended into EvanErin or E Squared, then back to Erin, then finally just eri when I got tired of needing to spell it for ppl
honestly ppl get so weird about the casual indifference I have to my birth name that I've taken to censoring it and calling it my deadname just to appease their anxieties about it which, saying it out loud, is obviously extremely fucked up
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I OFFERED TO COOK U DINNER LAST NIGHT !!!
hey Amber has anyone told u that ur insanely cool?
from crossing the street?
pork tenderloin medallions cooked in a leek-sake-xiaoshing wine reduction
roasted brussel sprouts cooked in bacon grease with bacon lardons and a balsamic reduction
white rice with sesame
all the best dishes were once dishes of madness and/or desperation. I have faith 🙏
next time I'm in NYC can I have a pastarrito?
*deep sigh* great joke, Sarah
goddamnit
wat
I'm doing pork tenderloin in a shaoxing wine-sake-leek glaze, sesame rice, and roasted brussel sprouts with a balsamic reduction and bacon batons
checkers :(
freestylin a recipe tn let's see if I can cook something as mega as my brain thinks it'// be
y'know what fuck u *un-mega's ur buster*
cookbook vibes
frot dog puts whole frot dog in her mouth, more on your local news after Jeopardy
Juni u got a frot dog
super mario girlaxy
this is the most important video essay of our generation. sorry h bomber guy or w/e
THE TIME HAS COME BABY HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING MARIO DAYYYYYYYY
we're trapped in the belly of this terrible machine
and the machine is crashing into the north tower
@freeuse.toys
“But why would rich families not get a diagnosis” my mom knew I had dyscalculia and didn’t tell me till last year. Gen Z doesn’t quite get this but the prevailing attitude of Boomer parents was that if you never acknowledged it as a thing, your kid would just learn not to be disabled anymore
based, in fact
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