Anthony Rios

S51E14? Just because Ryan can't hold it together doesn't necessarily mean that it's a bad show. How long was that bag of spaghetti sitting there, anyway? #BelatedSNLTweets

Mix 1/3 Destroy with the essence of Eddie's White Like Me. #BelatedSNLTweets

Always leave them wondering. Just like wondering where the best place is to order your Goo Goo accessories. #BelatedSNLTweets

We seriously need to have more of these last minute changeup sketches every so often. It's like rewriting the Stefon bits on a grander scale. And watching someone besides Ryan break is fun. #BelatedSNLTweets

That reminds me, I need to upgrade my 14 year old laptop heavy with sin. I'm running out of sin storage. #BelatedSNLTweets

At the start of the film I was wondering if it was another body horror short. It kinda was. Is there a story as to why it ended so abruptly? #BelatedSNLTweets

Was Ryan going rogue? Does the cyclops makeup do something to you? #BelatedSNLTweets

Otezla may be the new Happy Fun Ball. #BelatedSNLTweets

Is it spelled poozie or poozy? Just for reference. I mean, poonis is obvious. #BelatedSNLTweets

Does next week's host still need to do a monologue at this point? #BelatedSNLTweets

They ruined the continuity by not putting the knuckle tats back on. And I see there's no limit on the "Sprite" there. #BelatedSNLTweets

My prediction was wrong! Hooray!

I still haven't set my clocks ahead, but I can predict who will be in SNL's cold open with Swiss accuracy.

One good thing about the World Baseball Classic is that Giants fans can finally see what it’s like to have Logan Webb and Aaron Judge as teammates.

“Why the hell have you been posting about this Cookie thing? What is this kids game?”

Oh, you have no idea. You have NO idea.

Simon, Eric and John is my favorite Dion song.

Classics Of Game 134

I realize that almost all of my followers won’t know what the hell I’m talking about, but Cookie is finally free.

It’s still an interesting story about copyright and trying to claim projects that one was never involved with.

As for dreams, she has enough, and more to spare.

S51E13? He was pretty flexible, and he showed off what the guys and gals wanted to see. Hosts that genuinely enjoy themselves perform better. #BelatedSNLTweets

If he wasn't wearing those tiny black briefs under those leopard shorts, then we would've seen... what we've already seen. #BelatedSNLTweets

They do show hog in his show, right?

I can take my glasses off and dramatically not be the nerd... as long as a chick drinks some "Sprite" first. #BelatedSNLTweets

Were those the same stilts Kevin Hart used to impersonate Shaq? #BelatedSNLTweets

I'm scared of how many people are going to dress up as Punch's mom this Halloween. I've seen deeper SNL costume cuts. #BelatedSNLTweets

I could probably handle the news better when it's delivered by a woman in a satin dress half buzzed on champagne. #BelatedSNLTweets

Do they have a lot of redhead wigs on hand in wardrobe for anybody playing one of Ben's relatives? #BelatedSNLTweets

And if there's a sketch involving ice skating, the co-star has to make an appearance. It's what the people want. #BelatedSNLTweets

The glove may be filled with fist, but it's still technically a glove slap. #BelatedSNLTweets

("I don't take crap!")

If your host is one of the stars of a gay hockey show, you have to keep mentioning penis in the first proper sketch. It's what the people want. #BelatedSNLTweets

I have heard of the gay hockey show, but I've never actually seen it. Still, if it gets people interested in hockey, it's a plus... oh, wait, there's other reasons Americans are interested in hockey now. 👨🥇👩🥇 #BelatedSNLTweets