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Dad of 2, husband of 1, outdoorsman of many. Twitter 1.0 ➡️ Twilio ➡️ CrowdStrike.

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Virgin Islands over the years

13.03.2026 20:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 12:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What about the Hamburglar? Not a CEO, but in a leadership position surely?

06.03.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Last weekend.
This weekend.

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

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Roger Roger

22.02.2026 03:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This weather lately makes it really hard not to do that. I've been starting my days pretty early, and getting off early, enjoying the sun and working out a lot. It's been a good end to the days.

05.02.2026 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks I feel much better 😂😜

05.02.2026 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bloodbath today - especially for $CRWD 😳

On top of that, they announced yesterday that all new product/engineering roles are hybrid at a handful of offices (none of which are local of course). RTO...for a company born remote first 🤷

05.02.2026 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love telling them to fix stuff that AI continuously gets wrong. Professional babysitter right here.

02.02.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CSAM isn't illegal in space is it? 🤯

29.01.2026 19:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Street Art Utopia 💔

27.01.2026 02:07 👍 3791 🔁 767 💬 2 📌 0

Have you seen the text I sent you this morning? 😜

16.01.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tried using chatgpt to create an itinerary & map of islands for an upcoming sailing trip.

The itinerary is fine, but the maps it keeps generating keep inventing islands, and the few islands that do exist, are in the wrong place or orientated wrong.

The cartographer profession remains safe.

15.01.2026 16:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”

14.01.2026 04:04 👍 6484 🔁 1757 💬 216 📌 159
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checking in on the president of the United States

13.01.2026 19:26 👍 6380 🔁 1943 💬 1403 📌 1106

Wow...Not good today

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27.12.2025 12:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power

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My understanding was that UCAR, which I thought was funded by universities, actually funded NCAR? Do you know how they all relate?

17.12.2025 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Deleting code

17.12.2025 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like I need to knock out another 4 MI before the end of the year.

14.12.2025 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Parade time!

14.12.2025 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It was a good year!

13.12.2025 23:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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50 person white elephant! The kids one was more fun to watch of course. I "won" the singing fish 🐟 🎶 Take me to the river🎶

08.12.2025 01:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Took Sydney and her Friend up to Eldora yesterday - 40 minute lift lines 🤪 But amazing snow for Eldora!

07.12.2025 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stay in your lane, dad jokes are mine!

03.12.2025 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, day after Thanksgiving Break: Here is a 37 page TDD.
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:

03.12.2025 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Why are you giving machines the water you need to drink?"

So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?

"Why are you doing this?"

So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?

"WHY"

So we can lose our employer health care!

"WHYYYY"

So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!

25.11.2025 03:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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"Your ballot has been received!"

Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.

04.11.2025 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0