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I could see this being useful in theory (though still violating of privacy) IF cops were able to or even INTERERESTED in keeping it from making them biased towards someone and did their due diligence to confirm.

But that's NEVER gonna happen! They didn't before and they're not gonna start now!

14.03.2026 08:56 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He accidentally did ONLY desire

14.03.2026 08:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

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11.03.2026 11:20 👍 47 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Not only is Joel not cartoonishly unable to be killed but isn't he also canonically dead ALREADY?

11.03.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

estrogen is magic 🩷

10.03.2026 17:47 👍 4469 🔁 771 💬 22 📌 4
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 👍 11476 🔁 2539 💬 49 📌 30

It's not his fault there's no way someone named Leland is gonna grow up to be a good person

10.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 19:50 👍 80 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

Especially when others give you permission to. And I do think most people feel ashamed about it! As with any bigotry.

That's why they're never happy. They wanna get to a point where the guilt to goes away but it never will.

10.03.2026 19:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately "Devil You Know v.s Devil You Don't" is very human and strong.

Novel hypothetical danger is scarier than known actual danger cause, at least so far, you've been able to survive it.

But there's also a huge element of choice. You don't HAVE to settle into that instict, yet many do.

10.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Maybe

Yes

10.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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PACCLABMECH IS NOT MEEHEE

09.03.2026 15:38 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Headline: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of slain ayatollah, named Iran’s supreme leader

Headline: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of slain ayatollah, named Iran’s supreme leader

I don’t even know why I apply for jobs when they always go to people with famous dads

09.03.2026 13:52 👍 1348 🔁 97 💬 25 📌 3
Två rubriker:
1. HÄR BORDAS FARTYGET AV SVENSKA STYRKAN. Var på väg till Ryssland.
2. STOR INSATS UTANFÖR SKÅNE. Operation: ”Svart kaffe”.

Två rubriker: 1. HÄR BORDAS FARTYGET AV SVENSKA STYRKAN. Var på väg till Ryssland. 2. STOR INSATS UTANFÖR SKÅNE. Operation: ”Svart kaffe”.

Vi läste ”Svenska kyrkan”.
Och trodde att kyrkkaffet eventuellt var hotat.

09.03.2026 12:09 👍 51 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 2

They say it's normal but it's nuts in there

08.03.2026 12:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

didn't not do a double take at that illustration, let me tell you

08.03.2026 11:14 👍 884 🔁 93 💬 54 📌 8

Toilet is broken such that one has to hold the lever down until all the water empties out so now I have to stand there reflecting on my works instead of walking away without look back like a cool action hero.

07.03.2026 13:45 👍 178 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 0
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So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

07.03.2026 18:05 👍 10826 🔁 1485 💬 786 📌 516
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 13565 🔁 1974 💬 478 📌 168
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 👍 11199 🔁 2065 💬 304 📌 198

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29729 🔁 4023 💬 367 📌 161

seems bad

04.03.2026 18:20 👍 2926 🔁 892 💬 52 📌 109

Also I don't understand WHY you'd want to hide it/keep it vague?

As little faith as I have in corporations I don't think they'd WANT kids or adults to have alcohol by accident? Nor for customers in the store LOOKING to buy booze to pass it by thinking it was just a juice box for kids?

05.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ja jag fick lite högt på en mätning nyligen fastän jag brukar ha lite för lågt blodtyck och han sa "Men det kan mycket väl bara vara för att du är på sjukhuset. Ta det i lugn och ro på vårdcentralen senare" men vet inte varför man skulle vara mindre stressad där?

05.03.2026 16:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Laura Lumber

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we’re losing to this lol

04.03.2026 03:10 👍 181 🔁 19 💬 8 📌 0

He kinda has a classic Disney cartoon old man look to him

04.03.2026 12:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0