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Good Food Guide restaurant inspector until Waitrose shut it down. Retired EFL teacher. Love cheese, food, puns, poems, colour photos. Hate ads, BW photos, CONservatives, PMA, misinfo. DMs off. Most politicians are wankers?

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Mike Reader is a Tory with a red tie so please don't fall for his lies.
https://www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2025/07/04/dwp-cuts-northamptonshire/

Mike Reader is a Tory with a red tie so please don't fall for his lies. https://www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2025/07/04/dwp-cuts-northamptonshire/

Edited it slightly to make it more truthful πŸ˜‰

14.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eked not eeked, you donkeyfart πŸ™„

Don't they have proofreaders at Northampton Chronic?

Of course not as it's part of Retch plc, rhetorical question...

14.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Andy Thomson declared winner of Boca Raton mayoral race by 5 votes after recount Andy Thomson was declared the new mayor of Boca Raton by five votes following a Friday recount of Tuesday's elections in Palm Beach County.

www.wptv.com/news/politic...

14.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The great consumer enshittification: this ultra processed garbage went from "chocolate" to "chocolaty" ... the package contents shrank... and I'm willing to bet the price went up as well! 🀨 πŸ’Έ

(pic via reddit)

14.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ofcom is broken. Fix it now! I just signed this open letter calling on the Government to do whatever it takes to fix it, in case you want to sign too?

GB News’s Trump interview was a hot mess, but Ofcom doesn’t want to investigate. That means one thing: Ofcom is BROKEN. I just signed this open letter calling on the Government to do whatever it takes to fix it. Will you add your name? act.38degrees.org.uk/act/Ofcom-is...

14.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Netto UK - Wikipedia

Every time the #motd commentator says:

"Pedro Neto of #Chelsea is running down the wing, he's approaching their goalkeeper now"

I always think:

"I hope he can make a Kwik Save!" ⚽

#lunchpun #MatchOfTheDay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netto_UK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwik_Save

14.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Eagles - Witchy Woman (Official Audio)
Eagles - Witchy Woman (Official Audio) YouTube video by Eagles

Witch Woman

#ASongOrMovieForSuperstition

www.youtube.com/watch?v=clqs...

13.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ronnie O'Sullivan signs up for World Seniors Snooker Championship Ronnie O'Sullivan, 50, is set to make his debut in the World Seniors Snooker Championship at Sheffield's Crucible Theatre in May.

#FeelingOld #Snooker

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooke...

13.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carpenters - Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft (Full Version)
Carpenters - Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft (Full Version) YouTube video by The1970sChannel

Calling Occupants Of Flat Earth

#ASongOrMovieForSuperstition

www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBV...

13.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#BoycottWorldCup

13.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Said it before, and I'll say it again, Scotland should boycott this World Cup.

Unpopular perhaps but there is no justification for going to a World Cup, in a country that is committing mass murder and aiding genocide.

Simple as that.

12.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every hospital in England has been urged to disobey an NHS directive to use software operated by controversial US analytics software company Palantir
www.bmj.com/content/392/...

12.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1025 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 53

Strawberry Fields Forever Unless Birds.

12.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I have 2hp left and the boss that I'm fighting has 4hp left, but the boss has 8hp of poison that I've inflicted so will die at the end of this turn, yay! :D

I have 2hp left and the boss that I'm fighting has 4hp left, but the boss has 8hp of poison that I've inflicted so will die at the end of this turn, yay! :D

Close! 😱

#SlayTheSpire2

12.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be My Baby Potatoes

#ASongOrMovieForWhatsGardening

12.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The 5th Dimension   Age of Aquarius 1969
The 5th Dimension Age of Aquarius 1969 YouTube video by ViniBassMan

This is the awning of a cage of asparagus

#ASongOrMovieForWhatsGardening

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxS...

12.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket singing into a microphone with the words should i stay or should i go below him ALT: a man in a red jacket singing into a microphone with the words should i stay or should i go below him

#ASongOrMovieForWhatsGardening
You just gotta let me sow!
Shed I stay or shed I grow?

12.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Whey Over Yonder"

#ASongOrMovieForNutrition

11.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two plates of food with knives and forks. Wanted to stuff morels with a mixture of morel stems, porcini paste, mushroom-infused UHT cream which entailed me using a piping bag for the first time ever. I discovered that stuffing morels with a piping bag is a LOT of fun for someone with essential tremor, like me. @ollioil.bsky.social had suggested roasting Jerusalem artichokes, smashing them up then roasting them a bit longer, so that's what I did with the veg that I roasted today. Worked well, thanks Olivia. Morel sauce was the rest of the mixture that I had stuffed the morels with, just a few more morels added then heated through in a pan, not too hot because I didn't want the cream to split. The halibut was poached in white wine, white wine
vinegar, lemongrass, tarragon, coriander seeds, star anise, bay leaves and I'll use the poaching liquid to make a different sauce tomorrow.

Two plates of food with knives and forks. Wanted to stuff morels with a mixture of morel stems, porcini paste, mushroom-infused UHT cream which entailed me using a piping bag for the first time ever. I discovered that stuffing morels with a piping bag is a LOT of fun for someone with essential tremor, like me. @ollioil.bsky.social had suggested roasting Jerusalem artichokes, smashing them up then roasting them a bit longer, so that's what I did with the veg that I roasted today. Worked well, thanks Olivia. Morel sauce was the rest of the mixture that I had stuffed the morels with, just a few more morels added then heated through in a pan, not too hot because I didn't want the cream to split. The halibut was poached in white wine, white wine vinegar, lemongrass, tarragon, coriander seeds, star anise, bay leaves and I'll use the poaching liquid to make a different sauce tomorrow.

Halibut #fish fillet πŸ’· poached in white wine, served with a morel sauce (Alt Text)

Bed of smashed, roasted cauliflower, carrot, globe and Jerusalem artichokes (thanks for advice @ollioil.bsky.social)

Garnished with stuffed morels (Alt Text)

πŸ“· 🍜 #foodsky #cooking #bakesky #food #cooksky #baking

11.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Must be worth thousands

Must be worth thousands

Not sure what budget is for #MasterChefUK #MasterChef:TheProfessionals but the #food that they have in their 'larder' for invention tests alone must be worth a fortune πŸ’·

The most expensive seafood, e.g. halibut and turbot, things like morels are always BIIIGGG, enormous fillets of beef πŸ’°

#foodsky

11.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shake, Rattle And Roll

#ASongOrMovieForNutrition

11.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Fahrenheit 451 - Official Trailer - Official HBO UK
Fahrenheit 451 - Official Trailer - Official HBO UK YouTube video by HBO UK

Calories 451

#ASongOrMovieForNutrition

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ir...

11.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joules Holland's Hootenanny

#ASongOrMovieForNutrition

11.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Best Newsnight subtitle fail was Ms Derbyshire mentioned 'depicting sex between relatives' and it became 'to pick things six between relatives'.

Best Newsnight subtitle fail was Ms Derbyshire mentioned 'depicting sex between relatives' and it became 'to pick things six between relatives'.

Vic Derbyshire is such an energetic, charismatic part of #BBC #Newsnight that it's quite disappointing when we only see her on the Monday and Tuesday shows 😒

Best subtitle fail was when Ms Derbyshire mentioned 'depicting sex between relatives' and it became 'to pick things six between relatives' πŸ˜†

11.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A plate of food with a knife and fork.

A plate of food with a knife and fork.

#vegetarian #food again today ❀️

Wifey did veggie burgers, roasted cauliflower steaks with spring onions and za'atar seasoning

I made almond hummus (inspired by Marcus Wareing)

πŸ“· 🍜 #foodsky #cooking #bakesky #cooksky #baking

10.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A slug on the green outer leaves of our cauliflower.

A slug on the green outer leaves of our cauliflower.

A website that I used to check on the differences between pink, green and black peppercorns said that green peppercorns tend to have a short shelf life so be careful to check the date on them. October 2028, so a longer shelf life than the pink peppercorns :D

A website that I used to check on the differences between pink, green and black peppercorns said that green peppercorns tend to have a short shelf life so be careful to check the date on them. October 2028, so a longer shelf life than the pink peppercorns :D

Good news and bad news on #food front today

I've added pretty pink and green peppercorns into pepper mill so we'll see if it makes any difference to the taste

Wifey was prepping cauliflower and found an uninvited guest 😱 but it only seemed to be interested in green bits we don't eat

πŸ“· 🍜 #foodsky

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where The Streets Have Best Names

#ASongOrMovieForSuperlatives

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Sound Of Perfection

#ASongOrMovieForSuperlatives

10.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jerusalem artichoke recipes Jerusalem artichokes are not to be confused with globe artichokes. Jerusalem artichokes belong to the sunflower family; it is the plant’s small knobbly underground tubers that are eaten. These sweetly...

There are loads of ways to cook them

I've only just discovered them so I'm still experimenting

Saw them used on #MasterChefUK and thought I'd give them a try

I've used globe artichokes for years but not Jerusalem artichokes, mainly because they're quite hard to find

www.bbc.co.uk/food/jerusal...

09.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crispy Jerusalem artichokes with roasted garlic & rosemary The unusual savoury tang of Jerusalem artichokes works well with the wild flavours of game. This dish is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, just how we like it

Yes, this is the first time I've peeled them but I didn't throw the peel away. Apparently most of the goodness is just under the skin.

A lot of recipes for roasted Jerusalem artichokes say to halve or quarter them but I think I'll leave them whole next time πŸ‘

www.bbcgoodfoodme.com/recipes/cris...

09.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0