somephuckery (@somephuckery)

when ur trying to take a nap on the clock but they keep calling ur work phone that they pay me to answer 😩😩😩😩

05.05.2025 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like ari lennox’s introduction to soft girl era 🎀🌸🌷💄🩷👛

28.04.2025 20:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

White people admitting they are harassing Black folks because they are bored is a GREAT way to tell people you’re a piece of shit.

27.04.2025 14:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

doctor who is back ?!

27.04.2025 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need a nice vacation, a hotel, a beach, and peace

27.04.2025 03:06 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

my comfort shows are:

bobs burgers
family guy
american dad
archer
adventure time

*not in this order

27.04.2025 03:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s 2025 we should be able to mute an image right?!????

27.04.2025 03:16 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2

Tupac ain't got no business being dead 🥺

26.04.2025 00:21 👍 43 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1

Got a really bad headache

26.04.2025 01:40 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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My timeline full of wrestling commentators

22.04.2025 02:57 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Jay Z definitely can be included in the Shannon Sharpe gc. He was in his 30s when he got with Beyonce. She was like 18-19. Another weirdo pedo.

26.04.2025 01:25 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 3

tysm 🫶🏾

26.04.2025 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyone know how to mute words on here ?

26.04.2025 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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these niggas already started poppin off fireworks . harlem niggas aint shit

26.04.2025 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

quiet type bc let me get it all out 😂

26.04.2025 00:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I can't wait to eat and get in my bed & do absolutely NOTHING

25.04.2025 22:37 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

the way transferring money between my banks is 5000x slower than if I were paying someone is crazy.

25.04.2025 17:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I need a sports bra made of memory foam && full coverage that’s it !

25.04.2025 02:37 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm mad at everybody that keeps reposting that nigga with the gherkin nipples

24.04.2025 22:42 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Drums are better than flats.
IDC.
IDC.
IDC.

24.04.2025 22:22 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

…… I’ve never seen a nipple pumper before omg

24.04.2025 22:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

me yesterday with my mouseketool while the very kind maintenance man changed all of my smoke detectors.

24.04.2025 18:31 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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24.04.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once had a handyman try to get out of replacing a kitchen faucet because "idk how to turn the water off to the house, your landlord is gonna have to call a plumber"...

Before you lie to me, make sure I don't know where the shutoff valve is...imma sit right here till you finish...

24.04.2025 18:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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24.04.2025 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

24.04.2025 18:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Idk but I had this crazy ass dream as a kid where this lady came to fix something at our house and as she was leaving she put tape over the lock so it wouldn’t latch and she could get back in later. To this day, if you coming inside my residence, I’m hovering 🤷🏾‍♀️

24.04.2025 17:30 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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