Mello

A cartoon Swan and Ram couple stand side by side against the abstract, colourful background of a club/bar setting. Both are dressed in goth/punk attire, with Swan wearing a black vest that says 'LOVE YO SELF' in heavy metal logo style, in addition to torn mesh on his arms and undershirt, a collar around his neck, gloves on his hands, and a studded belt and skirt to finish off. Ram is wearing a leather jacket and pants, with the jacket featuring a Pansexual pride flag and a Trans Rights badge. Beneath the jacket he's wearing a crop top of sorts featuring the band 'Baamones'. Both are wearing mascara, fake piercings and lipstick, and look at each other happily.

Another date night out, another chance to go all GOTH for the HELL of it, EY? Swan's a natural, and Ram has certainly got more comfortable with it. #Swan&Ram #OCs #Queer #Art

Don't worry: Nintendo will potentially make a worded statement that isn't backed by any meaningful legal action.

Delicious dirty towels.

Why the heck is there heavy snow in Virginia right now? It was super warm and nice yesterday and now it's instead freezing with insane weather. Heckity heck.

This might work as a loophole.

These badges of yours are super cool!

My washing machine sounds like a grumbling stomach sometimes and I don't know why.

*asks question about legacy code that's totally unrelated to what was updated*

Had a psychiatrist appointment today; it went fine in terms of anxiety, but I have behavioral and life changes that I need to make, and we also discussed the possibility of therapy regarding continued depression.

🎼 I'm having wicked dreams
🎼 Of leaving Tennessee
🎼 Hear Santa Monica
🎼 I swear it's calling me
🎼 Won't make my mama proud
🎼 It's gonna cause a scene
🎼 She sees her baby girl
🎼 I know she's gonna scream

Just a singular udder.

You could smooch another otter!

I mean, if you're offering...

If an adult human theoretically was changed to have four legs, they could still pass the Harkness Test, so I'm not sure why a feral adult fursona with human intelligence would suddenly fail the test solely because they happen to have four legs instead of two.

Or humans who have four legs and no arms.

Which is very weird to me, because as long as the anthropomorphic animal passes the Harkness Test, what's the ethical problem?

Marten Day > Mario Day

I could really use a cuddle buddy.

Save them.

Art of lots of different mustelid heads

Happy MarTen longfriends!
#martenday

Nooo, reunite them both right now!

I had a useless one added to my latest annual training courses that gave a ton of caveats as to why this output needs to be so thoroughly reviewed for accuracy at every point to an obsessive degree that it begs the question of why you wouldn't just always want to write new code yourself instead.

Null bulge exception.

The return of Tofu Man.

I'm still bothered by the physical edition doing the game key card thing, which sucks because it does look like a charming title.

Ferret, or any long mustelid really!

This sentence could be read in two different ways depending on how you pronounce the first two words.

This is very natural-sounding dialogue.

The irony of there being a giraffe on the carnivore team. #PolarBearCafé

They will personally send you to an actual jail or sue you somehow.