How much do you think it would cost to get Sufjan Stevens to cover the 'Over the Pants Handjob' song from Chris Fleming's 'I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens' pilot
07.03.2026 16:36
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How much do you think it would cost to get Sufjan Stevens to cover the 'Over the Pants Handjob' song from Chris Fleming's 'I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens' pilot
I think it's called "a scanner"
Unbelievably tempting
PSLAM 120
Have they fixed the kerning on Pope Francis's tomb yet
People sure do like to just say words don't they
is pissing yourself in your sleep normal
github.blog/open-source/... Do you realize that you're the fuckwads who helped precipitate the Eternal September to begin with
It should be a fineable offense to say you've shipped something when all you've done is printed a shipping label for it. How do so many companies fuck this up
As someone who always thought that removing the "and Providence Plantations" in 2020 was a stupid lame boring distraction, tee fucking hee www.wpri.com/target-12/70...
lol what a pathetic little shit
Resigns from what, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
I had an idea in the middle of the night for a post, and when I woke up this morning and looked at what I had written down, it was a shirt that said TAKING A SHIT IS A POLITICAL STATEMENT with an accompanying link that said PREORDERS OPEN
Post as though no one is following you
love too read stream-of-consciousness GitHub issues written by terminally online zoomers
In England do they say petrol kilometerage
Speak truth whether it's to power or not
Your periodic reminder that the deck chairs on the Titanic could be in a much better spot
MCP is short for mi cro penis
Still don't know what to think besides "okay, cool, and?" when someone says "I'd like to work on this issue"
Heck yeah
Maybe it's just me, but does "coachable" here make it sound like "submissive and breedable"
Me (standing at a chalkboard, teaching directions in French): A la twat, et a la gooch.
NEVER DO
THIS WHILE
MASTURBATION
Still can't fucking believe that the only 2FA option in Bluesky is that they just email you a code
I'm listening to Sufjan Stevens 'The Age of Adz' and drinking some load-bearing alcohol and I'm feeling better than I have in quite a while.
love too not hear a peep from my water company when my water is out all afternoon, and then to continue to not hear a peep about whether the somewhat brown-ish water that suddenly came back is safe to drink
(me reading a viral social media post) Wow what a great point if words didn't mean anything