Serial Experiments Lynn

i'm going to end up with the most niche Bambi collection and i don't even like the movie that much

fascinating. it absolutely would

love it when kids ask about your gender because it doesn't matter what you say, they always hit you back with something way too smart or super out of pocket, while every adult in the vicinity throws me a nervous glance as if I identify as Chernobyl reactor #4 the way they think i'm about to blow up

like the only free wall surface i can get a decent enough projection distance from is painted pink

would that ruin the experience or make it more aesthetic

i really need to watch it sometime, i think i have like 3 projectors but very little empty wall space to project on

wow i really suck at show and tell. i'm gonna get a bad grade for this

the problem is that at that point they've worn off and i get stuck at the computer

i was gonna do a bit about Betamax people being annoying but then I realized i got rid of my copy of Bambi on VHS

so i tried to adapt the bit but apparently my copy of Bambi on laserdisc is on a different continent

so anyway here's my copy of Bambi on Super 8 i guess

the problem is that there's a cooldown period between at the end of my day when my daytime meds wear off and i still have to make myself take my nighttime meds and go to bed, which is apparently a frame perfect trip i keep missing and end up softlocking myself at my desk

you had me at "cigarette", when are we going

i was half joking when i wrote this but i'm so cooked when i'm not on my meds. never expected in my life that i would skip a whole night's sleep because I *didn't* take stimulants 😭

many such cases

the reason we don't have clear colorful devices anymore is because everybody just can't stop copying everything that apple does, which is ironically also why clear colorful devices were so popular in the late 90s

also everything is crammed into a single chip now so there wouldn't be much to look at

oh, to witness the spark between a misunderstood game console and a quirky office appliance~

Lynn might be the greatest poster among us and honestly I fear for you all when her power is finally unleashed

evil otto is actually a good guy because he was killing gamers before people even called themselves that

i love acting stupid on the internet for comedy until i have to kill myself because everyone thinks i actually have a room temp IQ

I bought my thinkpad new about 15 years and two genders ago, but I have been thinking about installing linux on it recently, so i'm not entirely beating the allegations.

also I'm a DJ with a macbook, but like

go for it!! i love it when people give their stuff a personal touch!

just make sure you use the right kinda paint :B

i can't say i'm a big fan but at least they tried something

i have a blade 2500 and it's much less adventurous :<

not sure what other laptop manufacturers are doing but it's definitely not paying hardware designers full time

Apple designs their laptops to be most efficient for DJs to snort drugs off of, and Lenovo designs theirs to look professional in meetings and for trans women to put stickers and linux on it a decade later

computer design peaked in the 80s and has been going downhill ever since, with a small recovery in the late 90s when Apple let the guy from NeXT design a computer for them

i would trade it in a heartbeat for any of the other colors, or preferably, the pikachu edition

i might have a toxic relationship with ikea. she keeps finding novel ways to annoy me, but yet i keep being lured back in with cheap and practical solutions, somehow sweden is responsible for this

if i can gripe a little further, these inserts only come in two configurations: 1 or 4 shelves. get fucked if you want to divide by more than two but less than 5, i guess >:(

shredder-kun is so tsundere. is this doomed yuri

really beautiful coincidence yeah :D

Really hyped I found the matching shredder for my bondi blue n64

I mean yeah, it is, but "frutiger aero" is the label that kids these days have applied to the whole aesthetic from that era :B

also i just had a stupid idea hold on