Kitty

Hi friends I’m selling my vibedration backpack! $25 + shipping. I used it maybe twice ever, comes with the bladder bag and extra mouth pieces.

“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer

Am I thankful for my job? Yes. Do I still hate that fucking place? Yes.

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

we ready to admit that Home Alone is the best Christmas movie or nah?

We need to have a national conversation about how damn good Lindsay Lohan looks.

A green frog sitting between the light pink petals of a flower.

Oh to be a frog napping on a bed of pink petals

Seeing my twitter moots pop up on here is so nice. The great migration

godzilla is so cool and tall

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.