hazel 🐾

I like Seattle because all but the most surly train operators wave back to you if you wave to them

most people don't know this but your age is actually stored as an unsigned byte and if you do a frame perfect trick while regressing you can underflow it to 255 and instantly die of old age

larpers of the far future getting really nostalgic for this period and dressing up as 20th-21st century office workers at conventions

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

its actually really normal for a trainer and her partner pokemon to eventually try exploring each others bodies

Two gamers sitting on a couch playing a game, the right one asks “What’s your opinion on RADICAL TRAIN (a stage from Sonic ‘06, the text using the stage’s title card)” with the left one responding “As far as I’m concerned, all TRAINS are RADICAL”

i had planned on it, tho I do still need to study for finals

Saturday is probably gonna end up being a Stuck Little kinda day if I had to guess. >w>

I think about this a lot.

maybe it's just the end of the term coming up but the little instincts in me have been getting Stronger again after being pretty tame for a while

feeling a strong need for my binky and diapers and remy and trying not to whine about it at the school library

You 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 these. Trust us on this one~
For the adorable @ardwin-embershine.bsky.social. Thanks again!
(Characters are adults!) #comm

bro yea i digitized your brain for funsies and it started making fucked up sorting algorithm sounds for a while and i couldn't get it to go back to normal, so for now you're gonna have to run off the basic android-doll personality subroutine, sorry bro my bad bro

<3

AND you can live with him

my hottest take is that we need to stop enabling chronic self deprecation outside of a joking context. responding to “my art sucks” with “no ur arts great“ does nothing but normalize bad coping mechanisms. we should be praising self confidence and emotional maturity instead

we have turned him into a decorative fountain

Morning.

it's even swallowed all my time right before finals just like Minecraft did when I was a teenager lol

pokopia is so good it scratches the Minecraft itch harder than Minecraft does

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

when it works it works

it's funny having grown up in that period because I can tell in retrospect that it objectively sucked ass and yet the little girl in me still Craves The Return To Familiar

an illustration of two anthropomorphic cat girls, similar besides a difference in age. the younger cat sits in the lap of the older cat, they gaze at each other with trust. the older cat holds the younger cat gently. there older cat says to the younger cat: "my brave little one, your heart was open fearless and true for now it is tender, bruised it does ache please know the love you carry will find a place for always you can be soft with me, you are safe with me"

if the world cannot provide us safety, i will become the soft landing

Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

you'd look cuter as a bunny

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

we're not just afraid of sex in the country, we are effectively afraid of any non-normative standards of sex that exist outside of procreation. younger generations has been manipulated into believing sex is shameful, derogatory, etc that even our own language in the queer community has been warped.

the snoofing