I just hate it when I find pieces of heavy-handed metaphors in my chocolate malt.
10.03.2026 17:25
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I just hate it when I find pieces of heavy-handed metaphors in my chocolate malt.
True geniuses are rarely recognized in their own era.
they stole an hour from women
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
Martian from Mars Attacks.
Dem leadership better come out and say that they without a doubt will break up any merger with Paramount once they regain power again including the breakup of current Paramount assets if this goes through.
“Oh the sisters of battle were added to appeal to women” NO BITCH THEY WERE ADDED FOR TRANS BADDIES WITH A SCORE TO SETTLE
There are bis and trans warhammer folks out there I swear to god
He better very politely arrest 90% of this current administration
Adding to the buzz around Starfleet Academy, I think we would’ve gotten this take 60 years ago.
Be sure to use all your Kohl’s cash now because the OK/NY exchange rate is not great.
Sluggo has game.
lmao FUCK you Sluggo
Why didn’t the Biden admin release the Epstein files?
It’s a very nice sweater.
Yup
Particularly maddening bit of enshittification is that somewhere over the last 18 months we lost the ability to efficiently and digitally fill out a PDF form to the point where I now just print everything out, fill it out by hand, and scan it with my phone
“Give to Caesar what is Caesar, by which I mean I am Caesar and you need to shut up and get in line”
Hola Papi was a wonderful moment in time, and it also introduced me to your visual art! Looking forward to whatever comes next, especially because there’s a non-zero chance Nikki Minaj is about to declare war on the ocean.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
really enjoying Branson as Mr. House here
Weird how often I’m seeing the recurring line from conservative pundits a la “I didn’t believe all the warning signs about Trump because the left critiqued him too often and I stopped listening”
no sir you’re just a useful idiot with a guest column.
RUDER Tales of Magic? Now that’s real fantasy right there.
An off-brand Lego model of Terry Pratchett's Discworld
Got meself a wee project which took up my whole evening, I think people call this kind of thing a "timeline cleanse"?
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.”
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
